In Firefly (RE: proper pronunciation of 'Buffistas'):
FayJay: I pronounce it all wrong, apparently. It should be Buffeeeeeeestas, yes? 'Cause I always say it Buff-fisters. Er. which looks absolutely filthy now that I've written it down.
Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kind of dog.
Trick ,'First Date'
Coffee On My Monitor
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Mike_P - Jan 03, 2003 9:27:22 pm PST #1685 of 10000
My food is problematic...
Java cat - Jan 03, 2003 10:23:09 pm PST #1686 of 10000
Not javachik
Bureaucracy: (not sure who said 'the Betsy's').
The Betsy's.
BHP: If there are two of me, I wish the other one would take over half the workload. Not to mention this head cold.
Dana: I volunteer to be a Betsy!
BHP: Don't have the head cold. Instead, eat something spicy for me. But with no tomatoes.
Steph L: I've suspected there are multiple Betsys, for the sheer volume of knowledge. Although the One True Betsy claims it's Google.
Java cat - Jan 03, 2003 10:23:38 pm PST #1687 of 10000
Not javachik
BHP in Bureaucracy:
If you're James Cameron, I'd like to discuss some of the mean things you said to Kate Winslet.
And by 'discuss', I mean 'disembowel with a butter knife'.
Noumenon - Jan 03, 2003 10:24:35 pm PST #1688 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
Darrien in Bureaucracy:
Wrod. I almost posted something like this twice, but thought better of it.
[edited to remove duplicate paste]
Jen - Jan 03, 2003 11:00:11 pm PST #1689 of 10000
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you
Kiba Rika:
I'm kinda curious, what makes people think that firefly@jossisahottie.com is a network address anyway?
Noumenon:
Process of elimination.
firefly@morleysaferisahottie.com
firefly@lesmoonvesisahottie.com
firefly@jossisahottie.com
DavidS - Jan 03, 2003 11:07:50 pm PST #1690 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Betsy en fuego!
Heather: You people are going to make me walk up the street to Snuffers.
Betsy: Is that like Hooters, only with death instead of tits?
Rebecca Lizard - Jan 03, 2003 11:08:45 pm PST #1691 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
I don't know who said this:
Kiba, I believe.
Java cat - Jan 03, 2003 11:40:58 pm PST #1692 of 10000
Not javachik
Bureaucracy:
Aimee: I, for one (or many) am so glad to have differing opinions. If we didn't, damn would it be booooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg!!
B#1: I liked blah blah. B#2: I did, too. B#3-645: So did we! We have nothing bad to say! We are all so foamy and fun and give the best presents and I don't disagree with anything!!
Blech.
Deena: I don't know Aimee, I like the presents part.
Aimee: Me, too. I was hinting.
Java cat - Jan 03, 2003 11:55:50 pm PST #1693 of 10000
Not javachik
billytea got part of this but the whole exchange was fun in Bureaucracy:
Allyson: Can we have a thread for people who never want to talk about trolly people with hairy feet and their weird ass invisibility rings?
ita: no
Allyson: Then can we have a thread where we talk about anything that doesn't include movies about girly looking man-trolls with hairy feet?
DXM: no
Darrien: Did you guys have a thread when DB did that movie, Valentine? Do you have a generic movie thread, for movie buffs to talk about movies Buff[y] lovers love?
Allyson: Natter. I'm just ribbing the Hairy Foot Troll People.
DXM: Starts to raise stompy foot...
Allyson : Runs like a fast running thing to Natter.
Aimee: reaches up and tickles stompy foot
DavidS: watches Stompy Foot scrape AimeePulp off on the curb
DXM: Turns out this particular stompy foot isn't ticklish... The end.
RLizard: But is it a hairy stompy foot?
DXM: Scrapes Lizard!pulp off on curb...
BHP: selling tickets to Bambi vs. Stompy Foot (the Remake)
amych - Jan 04, 2003 12:00:23 am PST #1694 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
DXM: Wait, are you saying Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Lana's parents?