'Lineage'
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Music:
tedr: Okay, if people can bring up Opera, I can bring up film scores. :) John Williams: Jaws, The Cowboys, Jurassic Park
Aimee: Jurassic Park. MM wanted to use this as our wedding music. I said no. I didn't want to be walking down the aisle with people thinking about a huge ass dinosaur.
In Firefly (RE: proper pronunciation of 'Buffistas'):
FayJay: I pronounce it all wrong, apparently. It should be Buffeeeeeeestas, yes? 'Cause I always say it Buff-fisters. Er. which looks absolutely filthy now that I've written it down.
Bureaucracy: (not sure who said 'the Betsy's').
The Betsy's.
BHP: If there are two of me, I wish the other one would take over half the workload. Not to mention this head cold.
Dana: I volunteer to be a Betsy!
BHP: Don't have the head cold. Instead, eat something spicy for me. But with no tomatoes.
Steph L: I've suspected there are multiple Betsys, for the sheer volume of knowledge. Although the One True Betsy claims it's Google.
BHP in Bureaucracy:
If you're James Cameron, I'd like to discuss some of the mean things you said to Kate Winslet.
And by 'discuss', I mean 'disembowel with a butter knife'.
Darrien in Bureaucracy:
Wrod. I almost posted something like this twice, but thought better of it.
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Kiba Rika:
I'm kinda curious, what makes people think that firefly@jossisahottie.com is a network address anyway?
Noumenon:
Process of elimination.
firefly@morleysaferisahottie.com
firefly@lesmoonvesisahottie.com
firefly@jossisahottie.com
Betsy en fuego!
Heather: You people are going to make me walk up the street to Snuffers.
Betsy: Is that like Hooters, only with death instead of tits?
I don't know who said this:
Kiba, I believe.
Bureaucracy:
Aimee: I, for one (or many) am so glad to have differing opinions. If we didn't, damn would it be booooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggg!!
B#1: I liked blah blah. B#2: I did, too. B#3-645: So did we! We have nothing bad to say! We are all so foamy and fun and give the best presents and I don't disagree with anything!!
Blech.
Deena: I don't know Aimee, I like the presents part.
Aimee: Me, too. I was hinting.
billytea got part of this but the whole exchange was fun in Bureaucracy:
Allyson: Can we have a thread for people who never want to talk about trolly people with hairy feet and their weird ass invisibility rings?
ita: no
Allyson: Then can we have a thread where we talk about anything that doesn't include movies about girly looking man-trolls with hairy feet?
DXM: no
Darrien: Did you guys have a thread when DB did that movie, Valentine? Do you have a generic movie thread, for movie buffs to talk about movies Buff[y] lovers love?
Allyson: Natter. I'm just ribbing the Hairy Foot Troll People.
DXM: Starts to raise stompy foot...
Allyson : Runs like a fast running thing to Natter.
Aimee: reaches up and tickles stompy foot
DavidS: watches Stompy Foot scrape AimeePulp off on the curb
DXM: Turns out this particular stompy foot isn't ticklish... The end.
RLizard: But is it a hairy stompy foot?
DXM: Scrapes Lizard!pulp off on curb...
BHP: selling tickets to Bambi vs. Stompy Foot (the Remake)