Allyson: Don't fucking tell me to smile, you cheerful asswipe, or I'll Minear your whole Camden-esque family.
You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Jessica - Sep 30, 2002 8:21:59 am PDT #158 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Betsy HP - Sep 30, 2002 11:05:56 am PDT #159 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Nutty, on Inara (nonspoiler):
She's the only one on the ship who isn't avowedly cracked up who doesn't wear pants. She doesn't even wear short skirts with practical shoes. She's like, striding around Serenity as if it were Kublai Khan's palace, laden with ten yards of crushed velvet. She's gonna be a total drag when the fighting and the running away have to happen. Because, hello, she needs a whole nother cast member to help her carry her skirts.
ita, she's not in Rome. I think we've established she's either the Abe Vigoda of whoredom, or she just doesn't have the technique to make it on worlds where the height of fashion isn't the bonnet. So (a) she'll be a bit second-rate and (b) there will necessarily be fighting and running away.
Oh, come on. I'd love her if she were a whorish Annie Oakley. Rather than, currently, a whorish Morgaine of Mythical England.
P.M. Marc - Sep 30, 2002 6:43:07 pm PDT #160 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Um, everyone look spiffy and act natural.
Victor begins running around with a machete, but is ignored by Trudy and PMM, who are busily handcuffing a vampire and broody ex-watcher in the corner. Miracleman sets something on fire, and Ita battles a band of ninjas...
Allyson, are SURE that request was a good idea?
Allyson re: Polgara's visit, Victor re: Our natural state.
Theodosia - Sep 30, 2002 8:40:58 pm PDT #161 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Laura:
Sea foam is dead mermaids! A world of Ewww. All those sex on the beach thoughts are now tainted.
Nutty - Sep 30, 2002 8:49:21 pm PDT #162 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
msbelle, natter, re:politics:
Torricelli is dropping out of the NJ Senate race. I'm sure most people know by now. What I don't get is..Who the HELL is running the Democratic Party? Monkeys? Dumb Monkeys? Dumb Meek Monkeys who are taking payoff bananas from the other party leaders?
billytea - Sep 30, 2002 9:14:33 pm PDT #163 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Madrigal, in Buffy:
To me an ocean is a lot like in the inside of an animal, yeah, full of cool stuff, and interesting to put your hands in, but there are limits.
Elena - Sep 30, 2002 9:59:55 pm PDT #164 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Aimee: I had to explain a strap-on to my boss. She thought that...um... dildoes were placed on the erect penis. I had to demonstrate using a pen and a rubber band. She had no idea.
Miracleman: Aimee - Ask. For. A. Raise.
Rebecca Lizard - Sep 30, 2002 11:04:39 pm PDT #165 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
BWAH!
esse - Oct 01, 2002 8:31:46 am PDT #166 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Cindy: When any such Buffista deigns to post anywhere but Buffistaville, said Buffista ought to greeted by a flower-bearer who is tossing rose petals on the Buffista's path and leading the Buffista to a throne; bestowing a crown and scepter to the Buffista; and commanding scantily-clad dancers to entertain the Buffista. Meanwhile the Buffista should be offered a tempting repast to provide the sustenance necessary to fortify a writer of Buffista-grade posts. When the Buffista actually posts, a per-word gratuity (with bonus-system structured around porn references that can by-pass any board's censors and most of the idiots) should be automatically paid to said Buffista. It would be a better internet. It would be a better world.
amych - Oct 01, 2002 8:32:43 am PDT #167 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Damn, s.a., you beat me to it.