Laura:
Sea foam is dead mermaids! A world of Ewww. All those sex on the beach thoughts are now tainted.
Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin? No one has any standards anymore.
Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Theodosia - Sep 30, 2002 8:40:58 pm PDT #161 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Nutty - Sep 30, 2002 8:49:21 pm PDT #162 of 10000
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
msbelle, natter, re:politics:
Torricelli is dropping out of the NJ Senate race. I'm sure most people know by now. What I don't get is..Who the HELL is running the Democratic Party? Monkeys? Dumb Monkeys? Dumb Meek Monkeys who are taking payoff bananas from the other party leaders?
billytea - Sep 30, 2002 9:14:33 pm PDT #163 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Madrigal, in Buffy:
To me an ocean is a lot like in the inside of an animal, yeah, full of cool stuff, and interesting to put your hands in, but there are limits.
Elena - Sep 30, 2002 9:59:55 pm PDT #164 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
Aimee: I had to explain a strap-on to my boss. She thought that...um... dildoes were placed on the erect penis. I had to demonstrate using a pen and a rubber band. She had no idea.
Miracleman: Aimee - Ask. For. A. Raise.
Rebecca Lizard - Sep 30, 2002 11:04:39 pm PDT #165 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
BWAH!
esse - Oct 01, 2002 8:31:46 am PDT #166 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Cindy: When any such Buffista deigns to post anywhere but Buffistaville, said Buffista ought to greeted by a flower-bearer who is tossing rose petals on the Buffista's path and leading the Buffista to a throne; bestowing a crown and scepter to the Buffista; and commanding scantily-clad dancers to entertain the Buffista. Meanwhile the Buffista should be offered a tempting repast to provide the sustenance necessary to fortify a writer of Buffista-grade posts. When the Buffista actually posts, a per-word gratuity (with bonus-system structured around porn references that can by-pass any board's censors and most of the idiots) should be automatically paid to said Buffista. It would be a better internet. It would be a better world.
amych - Oct 01, 2002 8:32:43 am PDT #167 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Damn, s.a., you beat me to it.
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2002 8:32:44 am PDT #168 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
sa, where's that from?
P.M. Marc - Oct 01, 2002 8:42:24 am PDT #169 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Ten bucks says "Spoiled"
amych - Oct 01, 2002 8:44:35 am PDT #170 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Yep. Spoiled.