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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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esse - Oct 01, 2002 8:31:46 am PDT #166 of 10000

S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Cindy: When any such Buffista deigns to post anywhere but Buffistaville, said Buffista ought to greeted by a flower-bearer who is tossing rose petals on the Buffista's path and leading the Buffista to a throne; bestowing a crown and scepter to the Buffista; and commanding scantily-clad dancers to entertain the Buffista. Meanwhile the Buffista should be offered a tempting repast to provide the sustenance necessary to fortify a writer of Buffista-grade posts. When the Buffista actually posts, a per-word gratuity (with bonus-system structured around porn references that can by-pass any board's censors and most of the idiots) should be automatically paid to said Buffista. It would be a better internet. It would be a better world.

amych - Oct 01, 2002 8:32:43 am PDT #167 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Damn, s.a., you beat me to it.

§ ita § - Oct 01, 2002 8:32:44 am PDT #168 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

sa, where's that from?

P.M. Marc - Oct 01, 2002 8:42:24 am PDT #169 of 10000

So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Ten bucks says "Spoiled"

amych - Oct 01, 2002 8:44:35 am PDT #170 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yep. Spoiled.

Sue - Oct 01, 2002 8:45:18 am PDT #171 of 10000

hip deep in pie

Someone owes Ple $10.

We were discussing the mindboogling fact that the fabulous jengod was banned from TWOP.

(meant mindboggling, but it's also mindboogling)

esse - Oct 01, 2002 9:24:55 am PDT #172 of 10000

S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

amych: We are the archangel of the internet.

No, really.

esse - Oct 01, 2002 9:25:08 am PDT #173 of 10000

S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

Madrigal: That's something I like about the Catholic church - to keep with the times they've assigned angels and saints to everything from TV to hackers to port-o-johns.

Dana - Oct 01, 2002 9:44:08 am PDT #174 of 10000

"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

In response to the news that Buffy Season 3 DVDs come out on January 7th:

Miracleman:

Hey. Neat.

What a great birthday present.

Madrigal Costello:

Jan 7 - ooh, you're a Capricorn, just like Buffy and Jesus!

amych - Oct 01, 2002 9:47:33 am PDT #175 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

The above needs the rest of the exchange:

PMM:

If we kill him, he'll come back, right?

Miracleman

Yes. But unlike both of them, I have not risen from the dead.

...yet.

[edit: possibly one of the weirdest x-posts I've been privy to.]

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