BWAH!
Willow: You know what they say. The bigger they are... Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothin'.
'The Killer In Me'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Rebecca Lizard - Sep 30, 2002 11:04:39 pm PDT #165 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
esse - Oct 01, 2002 8:31:46 am PDT #166 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Cindy: When any such Buffista deigns to post anywhere but Buffistaville, said Buffista ought to greeted by a flower-bearer who is tossing rose petals on the Buffista's path and leading the Buffista to a throne; bestowing a crown and scepter to the Buffista; and commanding scantily-clad dancers to entertain the Buffista. Meanwhile the Buffista should be offered a tempting repast to provide the sustenance necessary to fortify a writer of Buffista-grade posts. When the Buffista actually posts, a per-word gratuity (with bonus-system structured around porn references that can by-pass any board's censors and most of the idiots) should be automatically paid to said Buffista. It would be a better internet. It would be a better world.
amych - Oct 01, 2002 8:32:43 am PDT #167 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Damn, s.a., you beat me to it.
§ ita § - Oct 01, 2002 8:32:44 am PDT #168 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
sa, where's that from?
P.M. Marc - Oct 01, 2002 8:42:24 am PDT #169 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Ten bucks says "Spoiled"
amych - Oct 01, 2002 8:44:35 am PDT #170 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Yep. Spoiled.
Sue - Oct 01, 2002 8:45:18 am PDT #171 of 10000
hip deep in pie
Someone owes Ple $10.
We were discussing the mindboogling fact that the fabulous jengod was banned from TWOP.
(meant mindboggling, but it's also mindboogling)
esse - Oct 01, 2002 9:24:55 am PDT #172 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
amych: We are the archangel of the internet.
No, really.
esse - Oct 01, 2002 9:25:08 am PDT #173 of 10000
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
Madrigal: That's something I like about the Catholic church - to keep with the times they've assigned angels and saints to everything from TV to hackers to port-o-johns.
Dana - Oct 01, 2002 9:44:08 am PDT #174 of 10000
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
In response to the news that Buffy Season 3 DVDs come out on January 7th:
Miracleman:
Hey. Neat.
What a great birthday present.
Madrigal Costello:
Jan 7 - ooh, you're a Capricorn, just like Buffy and Jesus!