Cordelia ,'Showtime'
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msbelle, natter, re:politics:
Torricelli is dropping out of the NJ Senate race. I'm sure most people know by now. What I don't get is..Who the HELL is running the Democratic Party? Monkeys? Dumb Monkeys? Dumb Meek Monkeys who are taking payoff bananas from the other party leaders?
Madrigal, in Buffy:
To me an ocean is a lot like in the inside of an animal, yeah, full of cool stuff, and interesting to put your hands in, but there are limits.
Aimee: I had to explain a strap-on to my boss. She thought that...um... dildoes were placed on the erect penis. I had to demonstrate using a pen and a rubber band. She had no idea.
Miracleman: Aimee - Ask. For. A. Raise.
BWAH!
Cindy: When any such Buffista deigns to post anywhere but Buffistaville, said Buffista ought to greeted by a flower-bearer who is tossing rose petals on the Buffista's path and leading the Buffista to a throne; bestowing a crown and scepter to the Buffista; and commanding scantily-clad dancers to entertain the Buffista. Meanwhile the Buffista should be offered a tempting repast to provide the sustenance necessary to fortify a writer of Buffista-grade posts. When the Buffista actually posts, a per-word gratuity (with bonus-system structured around porn references that can by-pass any board's censors and most of the idiots) should be automatically paid to said Buffista. It would be a better internet. It would be a better world.
Damn, s.a., you beat me to it.
sa, where's that from?
Ten bucks says "Spoiled"
Yep. Spoiled.
Someone owes Ple $10.
We were discussing the mindboogling fact that the fabulous jengod was banned from TWOP.
(meant mindboggling, but it's also mindboogling)