Spike ,'Help'
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This time, watching Angel sink like a stone, my first thought was, "God, he's going to be so bored!"
Aww, he has what? Eight times as many life experiences as the average person to flash back to during sensory deprivation? Plenty of entertainment.
Of course that also means he's going to be reliving the events of "Happy Anniversary," "Dad," and "Provider," but why should he be spared the pain when we had to suffer through it as well?
Jen said the first part, the second part is Matt.
First part was Jen.
connie neil, in Bitches:
If I can't be beautiful, I'll take dangerous.
shrift:
It's too bad I can't call in psychotic to work tomorrow. Which I'm dreading like a supporting cast member reading a new Minear script.
Madrigal:
I guess I'm like one of those Danes who starts to question unthinkingly sleeping in the mead hall every night despite the more frequent attacks by swamp-dwelling over-sized guinea pig and his mother.
Allyson: Don't fucking tell me to smile, you cheerful asswipe, or I'll Minear your whole Camden-esque family.
Nutty, on Inara (nonspoiler):
She's the only one on the ship who isn't avowedly cracked up who doesn't wear pants. She doesn't even wear short skirts with practical shoes. She's like, striding around Serenity as if it were Kublai Khan's palace, laden with ten yards of crushed velvet. She's gonna be a total drag when the fighting and the running away have to happen. Because, hello, she needs a whole nother cast member to help her carry her skirts.
ita, she's not in Rome. I think we've established she's either the Abe Vigoda of whoredom, or she just doesn't have the technique to make it on worlds where the height of fashion isn't the bonnet. So (a) she'll be a bit second-rate and (b) there will necessarily be fighting and running away.
Oh, come on. I'd love her if she were a whorish Annie Oakley. Rather than, currently, a whorish Morgaine of Mythical England.
Um, everyone look spiffy and act natural.
Victor begins running around with a machete, but is ignored by Trudy and PMM, who are busily handcuffing a vampire and broody ex-watcher in the corner. Miracleman sets something on fire, and Ita battles a band of ninjas...
Allyson, are SURE that request was a good idea?
Allyson re: Polgara's visit, Victor re: Our natural state.
Laura:
Sea foam is dead mermaids! A world of Ewww. All those sex on the beach thoughts are now tainted.
msbelle, natter, re:politics:
Torricelli is dropping out of the NJ Senate race. I'm sure most people know by now. What I don't get is..Who the HELL is running the Democratic Party? Monkeys? Dumb Monkeys? Dumb Meek Monkeys who are taking payoff bananas from the other party leaders?