Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.

'Help'


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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Fay - Sep 28, 2002 10:21:26 am PDT #143 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

blush

oops. sorry. [/ashamed]


Betsy HP - Sep 28, 2002 10:32:15 am PDT #144 of 10000
If I only had a brain...

Nutty, re Firefly:

Reavers: space nihilists! ...I wonder if they say "Arrr" like real pirates, or if they wear black and smoke a lot of cigarettes. I don't think I could bear to be murdered and cannibalized by someone in a beret. Or for that matter, by Rob Zombie, which is the look Stockholm Syndrome Guy was edging towards.


lori - Sep 28, 2002 10:58:06 am PDT #145 of 10000

ted r:

Everything that is wrong with the United States can be summed up by the fact that John Doe got higher ratings than Firefly, and 7th Heaven does better than Angel.


DCJensen - Sep 28, 2002 11:10:35 am PDT #146 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

LCD-TV


Rebecca Lizard - Sep 28, 2002 2:58:22 pm PDT #147 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Can I be pissy and ask that you state which show you're whitefonting for, when you whitefont, because some people may be happily slutting for Buffy but not for Angel, or deciding that since they don't know if Firefly will get picked up in their country, they may as well get what snark out of it that they can?


Fay - Sep 28, 2002 4:29:31 pm PDT #148 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

...or deciding that since they don't know if Firefly will get picked up in their country...

whimper

(crosses fingers, toes, legs and eyes. prays.)


Fay - Sep 28, 2002 4:42:58 pm PDT #149 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Sophia:

"Magnun PI"

I have to make fun of my own typo. I am imagining Tom Selleck in a wimple, carrying his gun.


P.M. Marc - Sep 28, 2002 6:23:06 pm PDT #150 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I mean, call me old fashioned, but I like the women I'm paying for sex to have actual sex appeal.

Kristen, in Firefly


Burrell - Sep 29, 2002 11:04:32 am PDT #151 of 10000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Who but Allyson? In Angel 1:

I just came back from net travels and saw someone posting as "angel4dad."

Does anyone else see this as a fetish personal ad description?

angel 4 dad. watersports ok. must be discrete. safe and clean a must.


DXMachina - Sep 29, 2002 4:35:11 pm PDT #152 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Anne W. - One of the things that makes Simon potentially interesting is that he is clearly used to a more civilized manner of life than the rest of the crew.

ita - I think Inara might have him beat, but being adaptable's part of her job definition.

Noumenon - "Flexible" might be a better word.