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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Jesse - Dec 18, 2002 1:21:18 pm PST #1401 of 10000

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

It all started when Shawn mentioned holographic wills...

JessPMoon: I'm picturing a will in the style of "help me, Obi-wan," but I have a feeling I'm wrong, too.

Miracleman: "And to my lazy, no good, shiftless son I leave - *beeeeyoooop*"

"Dude, what happened?"

"Uh...R2 musta, uh...shorted out or something."

"Did you shoot him with that Jawa gun? I saw sparks and I could swear..."

"No, man, seriously, he's all old an' junk and, uh, probably just fried his fribittzator or, y'know, overworked the grommitizer or something. Anyway, I distinctly heard Dad say 'all my fortunes, the money, the cars, the house, EVERYTHING' right before R2 tanked."

"What? Lemme check your pockets!"

"This is not the droid-knockout gun thingy you are looking for..."

"Stop waving your hand like that! Are you stoned?"

askye - Dec 18, 2002 2:07:06 pm PST #1402 of 10000

Thrive to spite them

I would like to add that My Number 1 Gorilla Minion has a name--Scola the Destroyer, in honor of my benefactor.

meara - Dec 18, 2002 2:53:16 pm PST #1403 of 10000

Kat, in Buffy:

when Joyce was talking to Buffy, she says something about The Evil is eveywhere. I had a flash to those old Visa or MC commercials:

The Evil. It's everywhere you want to be.

bon bon - Dec 18, 2002 2:59:37 pm PST #1404 of 10000

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

From Buffy (edit: Previously, and not spoilery), I don't think it's spoilery cuz I don't even remember to what Nou was originally referring :

Noumenon:

Right, he's like the one who always opposes the cocky newcomer for breaking apart the "family," and ultimately his loyalty results in him being turned into a demonoid supersoldier who has to be killed by another member of the band? Seen that one a hundred times.

meara:

Yeah, I hate it when that happens. Damn band camp politics.

Jessica - Dec 18, 2002 3:02:21 pm PST #1405 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

(definitely not spoilery, because it was in Previously, not Buffy)

bon bon - Dec 18, 2002 3:02:53 pm PST #1406 of 10000

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

That would explain my confusion.

meara - Dec 18, 2002 3:04:27 pm PST #1407 of 10000

It's re: Forrest's appearance in "Drumline". :) I was explaining his role:

then he's the anti-new-kid, the sectionleader who only wants what's best...blah blah you know the story.

Theodosia - Dec 18, 2002 3:21:37 pm PST #1408 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Discussion of TTT:

victor:

And you people have ruined me. There is slash everywhere!

Betsy

Now, now, it's just repressed British upper-class male bond...

er,um.

amyparker - Dec 18, 2002 7:43:07 pm PST #1409 of 10000

You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

Betsy, in Firefly t nonspoilery :

I pretty much file humanity under "Annoying and occasionally dangerous."

billytea - Dec 18, 2002 8:12:05 pm PST #1410 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hec, in Natter. Why? Because it's All About Emmett.

Emmett: "Hey, this package says 'David' on it."
Me: "Yeah, it's for me from my friend Steph."
Emmett: "If it has cookies in it will you share?"
Me: "Sure, but not every package has cookies in it."
Emmett: "Who would send a package that didn't have cookies in it?"

Tom Scola also got to hear Emmett's impassioned defense of the Malfoys ("They're not evil! They're just mean!") and a dissertation on how to touch your own brain and the pleasures that may afford. Then he pumped us for details about TTT in great detail. ("Tell me all the big monsters.")

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