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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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JZ - Dec 16, 2002 10:08:55 am PST #1327 of 10000

See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Allyson in Firefly (completely non-spoilery unless you have never seen The Princess Bride, in which case what the hell is the matter with you and why are you wasting your time fucking around here, turn your gorram computer off and go rent it now, damn you!):

I wonder if Tim's relationship with his assistant is not unlike that of the Dread Pirate Roberts and Westley.

At the end of every day, Tim may say, "Goodnight John, I'll likely kill you in the morning."

Someday, Tim will retire, and John will become the Dread Pirate Minear.

Nilly - Dec 16, 2002 10:44:46 am PST #1328 of 10000

Swouncing

It had to be COMMed, billytea in Natter:

I live for the validation that only tags and COMMs can provide.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 16, 2002 10:48:05 am PST #1329 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Beat me, Nilly- I was just heading to COMM that.

Betsy HP - Dec 16, 2002 10:55:47 am PST #1330 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Kiba Rika, in Firefly (nonspoilery):

Someday I'm gonna buy a shirt that says "My face is up there" with an arrow.

Nilly - Dec 16, 2002 11:53:17 am PST #1331 of 10000

Swouncing

Aimee in LotR:

This movie is rated PG-13 for sexual content and violence. This movie also has a pee-rating of Take Your Ass Now! for extreme water scenes.

billytea - Dec 16, 2002 12:05:03 pm PST #1332 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Heather in Natter (it struck me the right way):

My cats are rearranging the living room furniture. I don't like their sense of space and harmonious placement. I'll likely make them move it back.

DCJensen - Dec 16, 2002 12:35:21 pm PST #1333 of 10000

All is well that ends in pizza.

ita, in Firefly

I pledge my breasts to Firefly.

Theodosia - Dec 16, 2002 12:38:35 pm PST #1334 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Elena, on Arwen/Aragorn love scenes:

I have an amazing ability to change Liv Tyler to either Sean Bean or myself as the occasion demands.

Jessica - Dec 16, 2002 1:44:42 pm PST #1335 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Emily, in Natter:

MiracleMan lives to thwart my attempts at elegant mystique. He's been doing this for ten years. I'm all "I am becoming one with the universe," and he comes back with "Yeah, ask her about becoming one with her coke back when she was thirteen." Which I suppose keeps me humble and grounded, and gives me a sense of perspective on humanity.

All of which is to say that when I rule the universe, he'll find himself court joker. And oh, how we'll laugh to see him dance.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 16, 2002 1:52:10 pm PST #1336 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

FayJay, in Fanfiction:

My virtual kitchen is big and sparkly and crammed with gorgeous trappings now. All I need is a virtual Nigella Lawson chained to it, and I'm set.

considers that image.

....I think I may need to go to my bunk. Right now.

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