She ain't movin'. Serenity's not movin'.

Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


billytea - Dec 16, 2002 12:05:03 pm PST #1332 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Heather in Natter (it struck me the right way):

My cats are rearranging the living room furniture. I don't like their sense of space and harmonious placement. I'll likely make them move it back.


DCJensen - Dec 16, 2002 12:35:21 pm PST #1333 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

ita, in Firefly

I pledge my breasts to Firefly.


Theodosia - Dec 16, 2002 12:38:35 pm PST #1334 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Elena, on Arwen/Aragorn love scenes:

I have an amazing ability to change Liv Tyler to either Sean Bean or myself as the occasion demands.


Jessica - Dec 16, 2002 1:44:42 pm PST #1335 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Emily, in Natter:

MiracleMan lives to thwart my attempts at elegant mystique. He's been doing this for ten years. I'm all "I am becoming one with the universe," and he comes back with "Yeah, ask her about becoming one with her coke back when she was thirteen." Which I suppose keeps me humble and grounded, and gives me a sense of perspective on humanity.

All of which is to say that when I rule the universe, he'll find himself court joker. And oh, how we'll laugh to see him dance.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 16, 2002 1:52:10 pm PST #1336 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

FayJay, in Fanfiction:

My virtual kitchen is big and sparkly and crammed with gorgeous trappings now. All I need is a virtual Nigella Lawson chained to it, and I'm set.

considers that image.

....I think I may need to go to my bunk. Right now.


billytea - Dec 16, 2002 2:42:15 pm PST #1337 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

From Buffy, non-spoilery:

Victor: I'm an Aquarius. Everyone is our "friend" until there's a good reason for them not to be.

Daniel: "And if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with"

Steph: Daniel, that's so familiar. Ten Commandments?


billytea - Dec 16, 2002 3:24:04 pm PST #1338 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hec in Natter:

Jesus Fucking Christ, I skipped 100 posts and you were still blithering about cats.


amych - Dec 16, 2002 5:26:30 pm PST #1339 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

In Firefly, Betsy commits hardware porn as only she can:

I love my TiVo the mostest. Even more than my DSL modem.

This would naturally lead to Tivo/DSL slash, except the TiVo manufacturers are way ahead of me.

Oooh... ethernet me, baby!

Come to think of it, I like TiVo better than either the inclined plane or fire. Although slightly less than contraception.


amyparker - Dec 16, 2002 5:41:52 pm PST #1340 of 10000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

Feck! Beaten!


Theodosia - Dec 16, 2002 6:10:42 pm PST #1341 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

And I was just headed here with it, too.