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Inara: So, explain to me again why Zoe wasn't in the dress? Mal: Tactics, woman. Needed her in the back. 'Sides, those soft cotton dresses feel kinda nice. It's the whole... air-flow.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Jessica - Dec 16, 2002 1:44:42 pm PST #1335 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Emily, in Natter:

MiracleMan lives to thwart my attempts at elegant mystique. He's been doing this for ten years. I'm all "I am becoming one with the universe," and he comes back with "Yeah, ask her about becoming one with her coke back when she was thirteen." Which I suppose keeps me humble and grounded, and gives me a sense of perspective on humanity.

All of which is to say that when I rule the universe, he'll find himself court joker. And oh, how we'll laugh to see him dance.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 16, 2002 1:52:10 pm PST #1336 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

FayJay, in Fanfiction:

My virtual kitchen is big and sparkly and crammed with gorgeous trappings now. All I need is a virtual Nigella Lawson chained to it, and I'm set.

considers that image.

....I think I may need to go to my bunk. Right now.

billytea - Dec 16, 2002 2:42:15 pm PST #1337 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

From Buffy, non-spoilery:

Victor: I'm an Aquarius. Everyone is our "friend" until there's a good reason for them not to be.

Daniel: "And if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with"

Steph: Daniel, that's so familiar. Ten Commandments?

billytea - Dec 16, 2002 3:24:04 pm PST #1338 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hec in Natter:

Jesus Fucking Christ, I skipped 100 posts and you were still blithering about cats.

amych - Dec 16, 2002 5:26:30 pm PST #1339 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

In Firefly, Betsy commits hardware porn as only she can:

I love my TiVo the mostest. Even more than my DSL modem.

This would naturally lead to Tivo/DSL slash, except the TiVo manufacturers are way ahead of me.

Oooh... ethernet me, baby!

Come to think of it, I like TiVo better than either the inclined plane or fire. Although slightly less than contraception.

amyparker - Dec 16, 2002 5:41:52 pm PST #1340 of 10000

You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

Feck! Beaten!

Theodosia - Dec 16, 2002 6:10:42 pm PST #1341 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

And I was just headed here with it, too.

Java cat - Dec 16, 2002 6:57:42 pm PST #1342 of 10000

Not javachik

David Schwartz, catching up in TTT:

I'm pretty good. I hate my job, but then I suppose if I didn't I wouldn't call it a "job," I'd call it "The Nice Place Where I Go and They Give Me Money."

Rebecca Lizard - Dec 16, 2002 8:01:11 pm PST #1343 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Damn, amych beat me too.

By several hours. But anyway.

Steph L. - Dec 16, 2002 8:07:55 pm PST #1344 of 10000

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I don't know if this has been posted, but Aimee in "Dude, Where's My Precious":

This movie is rated PG-13 for sexual content and violence. This movie also has a pee-rating of Take Your Ass Now! for extreme water scenes.

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