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Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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billytea - Dec 16, 2002 2:42:15 pm PST #1337 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

From Buffy, non-spoilery:

Victor: I'm an Aquarius. Everyone is our "friend" until there's a good reason for them not to be.

Daniel: "And if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with"

Steph: Daniel, that's so familiar. Ten Commandments?

billytea - Dec 16, 2002 3:24:04 pm PST #1338 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hec in Natter:

Jesus Fucking Christ, I skipped 100 posts and you were still blithering about cats.

amych - Dec 16, 2002 5:26:30 pm PST #1339 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

In Firefly, Betsy commits hardware porn as only she can:

I love my TiVo the mostest. Even more than my DSL modem.

This would naturally lead to Tivo/DSL slash, except the TiVo manufacturers are way ahead of me.

Oooh... ethernet me, baby!

Come to think of it, I like TiVo better than either the inclined plane or fire. Although slightly less than contraception.

amyparker - Dec 16, 2002 5:41:52 pm PST #1340 of 10000

You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

Feck! Beaten!

Theodosia - Dec 16, 2002 6:10:42 pm PST #1341 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

And I was just headed here with it, too.

Java cat - Dec 16, 2002 6:57:42 pm PST #1342 of 10000

Not javachik

David Schwartz, catching up in TTT:

I'm pretty good. I hate my job, but then I suppose if I didn't I wouldn't call it a "job," I'd call it "The Nice Place Where I Go and They Give Me Money."

Rebecca Lizard - Dec 16, 2002 8:01:11 pm PST #1343 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Damn, amych beat me too.

By several hours. But anyway.

Steph L. - Dec 16, 2002 8:07:55 pm PST #1344 of 10000

Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I don't know if this has been posted, but Aimee in "Dude, Where's My Precious":

This movie is rated PG-13 for sexual content and violence. This movie also has a pee-rating of Take Your Ass Now! for extreme water scenes.

billytea - Dec 16, 2002 9:32:39 pm PST #1345 of 10000

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Daniel, in Firefly (whitefonted for possible vague spoilers):

I'll Be In My Bunk - Drama/Science Fiction (2002-2012) (UPN, WB, CBS)

(Original Title - Firefly (FOX) This science fiction western revolutionized the entirety of television drama. Originally cancelled by FOX network, The show was almost immediately picked up by UPN after a massive campaign by fans who appreciated its blend of high drama and humor. Seven seasons and the collapse of UPN under the recent loss of the long-running (14 seasons) Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The show immediately migrated to The WB network, and became its highest rated show. After the WB accidentally cancelled the show, it was immediately picked up by CBS, and completed the last three of its intended 10 year run.

Java cat - Dec 16, 2002 9:55:42 pm PST #1346 of 10000

Not javachik

Natter V.

Jesse: I hate having crushes.

Ellen S. Bleh. Me too. I have a brand new one on temporary co-worker (temporary in the sense that I am temporary) who was at weekly office wine and cheese party tonight. He cut me off a huge hunk of brie! He knows I like cheese! That's love, right?

Emily: Yes, Ellen. As I understand it, that is a formal proposal of marriage. You may accept with an offer of fresh huckleberries plucked by your own hands, or decline by shredding carrots over his food.

Jesse: Ellen, I don't know what you're doing here, since obviously he wants to sex you all night long. You should be with your lover!

He knows I like cheese! That's love, right?

DX: Worked for Riley...

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