This is so nice. Having everyone together for my birthday. Of course, you could smash in all my toes with a hammer and it will still be the bestest Buffy Birthday Bash in a big long while.

Buffy ,'Potential'


Coffee On My Monitor  

This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.


Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 16, 2002 1:52:10 pm PST #1336 of 10000
I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

FayJay, in Fanfiction:

My virtual kitchen is big and sparkly and crammed with gorgeous trappings now. All I need is a virtual Nigella Lawson chained to it, and I'm set.

considers that image.

....I think I may need to go to my bunk. Right now.


billytea - Dec 16, 2002 2:42:15 pm PST #1337 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

From Buffy, non-spoilery:

Victor: I'm an Aquarius. Everyone is our "friend" until there's a good reason for them not to be.

Daniel: "And if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with"

Steph: Daniel, that's so familiar. Ten Commandments?


billytea - Dec 16, 2002 3:24:04 pm PST #1338 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hec in Natter:

Jesus Fucking Christ, I skipped 100 posts and you were still blithering about cats.


amych - Dec 16, 2002 5:26:30 pm PST #1339 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

In Firefly, Betsy commits hardware porn as only she can:

I love my TiVo the mostest. Even more than my DSL modem.

This would naturally lead to Tivo/DSL slash, except the TiVo manufacturers are way ahead of me.

Oooh... ethernet me, baby!

Come to think of it, I like TiVo better than either the inclined plane or fire. Although slightly less than contraception.


amyparker - Dec 16, 2002 5:41:52 pm PST #1340 of 10000
You've got friends to have good times with. When you need to share the trauma of a badly-written book with someone, that's when you go to family.

Feck! Beaten!


Theodosia - Dec 16, 2002 6:10:42 pm PST #1341 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

And I was just headed here with it, too.


Java cat - Dec 16, 2002 6:57:42 pm PST #1342 of 10000
Not javachik

David Schwartz, catching up in TTT:

I'm pretty good. I hate my job, but then I suppose if I didn't I wouldn't call it a "job," I'd call it "The Nice Place Where I Go and They Give Me Money."


Rebecca Lizard - Dec 16, 2002 8:01:11 pm PST #1343 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Damn, amych beat me too.

By several hours. But anyway.


Steph L. - Dec 16, 2002 8:07:55 pm PST #1344 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I don't know if this has been posted, but Aimee in "Dude, Where's My Precious":

This movie is rated PG-13 for sexual content and violence. This movie also has a pee-rating of Take Your Ass Now! for extreme water scenes.


billytea - Dec 16, 2002 9:32:39 pm PST #1345 of 10000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Daniel, in Firefly (whitefonted for possible vague spoilers):

I'll Be In My Bunk - Drama/Science Fiction (2002-2012) (UPN, WB, CBS)

(Original Title - Firefly (FOX) This science fiction western revolutionized the entirety of television drama. Originally cancelled by FOX network, The show was almost immediately picked up by UPN after a massive campaign by fans who appreciated its blend of high drama and humor. Seven seasons and the collapse of UPN under the recent loss of the long-running (14 seasons) Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The show immediately migrated to The WB network, and became its highest rated show. After the WB accidentally cancelled the show, it was immediately picked up by CBS, and completed the last three of its intended 10 year run.