Allyson in Firefly (completely non-spoilery unless you have never seen The Princess Bride, in which case what the hell is the matter with you and why are you wasting your time fucking around here, turn your gorram computer off and go rent it
now,
damn you!):
I wonder if Tim's relationship with his assistant is not unlike that of the Dread Pirate Roberts and Westley.
At the end of every day, Tim may say, "Goodnight John, I'll likely kill you in the morning."
Someday, Tim will retire, and John will become the Dread Pirate Minear.
It had to be COMMed, billytea in Natter:
I live for the validation that only tags and COMMs can provide.
Beat me, Nilly- I was just heading to COMM that.
Kiba Rika, in Firefly (nonspoilery):
Someday I'm gonna buy a shirt that says "My face is up there" with an arrow.
Heather in Natter (it struck me the right way):
My cats are rearranging the living room furniture. I don't like their sense of space and harmonious placement. I'll likely make them move it back.
Elena, on Arwen/Aragorn love scenes:
I have an amazing ability to change Liv Tyler to either Sean Bean or myself as the occasion demands.