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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Elena - Dec 08, 2002 5:34:05 pm PST #1200 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

Ms Havisham, in Firefly, on a Firefly/ER crossover (whitefont, for those who haven't seen Firefly)

(Jayne rushes into the ER from the ambulance with a body on a cart)

"We attempted to rescuz... to wire... in the field... oh, fuck it." (Pulls Vera from under the sheet and starts hosing while the others empty the pharmacy.)

Betsy HP - Dec 08, 2002 6:12:47 pm PST #1201 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Scrappy in Natter:

ita, thanks for your kind offer of an internal organ, but I think being spleenless gives me that touch of depth and mystery that my actual personality sadly lacks.

And she is so wrong.

Theodosia - Dec 08, 2002 8:32:40 pm PST #1202 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Betsy beat me to it.

Rebecca Lizard - Dec 08, 2002 9:19:55 pm PST #1203 of 10000

You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket

Me, too.

Trudy Booth - Dec 08, 2002 11:37:48 pm PST #1204 of 10000

Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Elena: I always laugh at those kitten sneezers. How are you gonna clear your head if you just go 'mift'?

Nilly - Dec 09, 2002 1:23:52 am PST #1205 of 10000

Swouncing

From Literary, a discussion on "The Age of Innocence" contains plot points:

John: And should we be whitefonting this stuff?
Betsy: Uh... dunno.
But if Wharton shows up and starts posting about her beagle, I am definitely running for the hills.

Elena - Dec 09, 2002 2:46:05 am PST #1206 of 10000

Thanks for all the fish.

PMM, in Bitches

But lack of virtue is, one supposes, its own reward.

Am-Chau Yarkona - Dec 09, 2002 1:36:37 pm PST #1207 of 10000

I bop to Wittgenstein. -- Nutty

Emily in Natter, rewriting the Bible for surfers:

"God called the dry ground 'beach,' and the gathered waters he called 'bitchin' waves.' And God saw that it was way cool, dude."

And while I'm here, billytea in Bitches, on dress sense:

"Gareth, that outfit doesn't so much clash as wage all-out civil war. I think your socks are taking hostages."

No connection or anything, just two at once.

DXMachina - Dec 09, 2002 3:42:20 pm PST #1208 of 10000

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

in Bitches

Jen - Silk Nog, when mixed with the amount of rum and nutmeg in egg nog, tastes *exactly* like regular nog

Betsy - Honey, Liquid Paper, when mixed with that amount of rum and nutmeg, tastes *exactly* like regular nog.

Fay - Dec 09, 2002 4:12:21 pm PST #1209 of 10000

"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

SA in Mounty Fetishists on the pros and cons of her youth in relation to wooing the unsuspecting Mr Gross:

Yeah. I'm young. But I'm strong and ablebodied and I'll tie him up so he can't leave. Maybe he'll like that.

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