Whereas, thanks to the beer and the porn, being a grown up is really just sucking. Which is a whole other thing.
Spike: Lots of fuss over one girl. Other things to do around here--important things. Angel: You know that whoosh thing you do when you're suddenly not there anymore? I love that.
'Unleashed'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Fay - Dec 02, 2002 10:04:42 am PST #1106 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Fay - Dec 02, 2002 10:27:43 am PST #1107 of 10000
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
In Due South, where the conversation tends to meander from slashy Mountie goodness over to Stargate and thence to general appreciation of lickable manflesh:
Elena
And what's with People naming Alan Rickman as sexy-but-not-for-any-reason-we-can-figure-out? Because, duh, he's smart, he's British, he oozes sexy. Still, this is a magazine that had a section for sexy action heros and mentions not a single member of the Fellowship.
sumi
Stupid people.
It is not at all surprising that Alan Rickman is sexy, but it is beyond belief that they named Ben Affleck sexiest man alive!!!
sumi
Maybe that should have been: Stupid People
Rebecca Lizard - Dec 02, 2002 1:01:06 pm PST #1108 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
(Might want to italicise that last word for clarity, as it was in sumi's post.)
shrift:
Michael Rosenbaum has a very, very dangerous power, and it's unfortunate that he's usually the shining cocksickle beacon of all that's good and sexy in a steaming pile of crapulence.
Theodosia - Dec 02, 2002 2:17:58 pm PST #1109 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Victor:
I can't believe we're trying to attribute any logic or depth to the dating habits of teenage boys.
Cindy - Dec 02, 2002 2:55:50 pm PST #1110 of 10000
Nobody
In Natter 4 - context - complaints about giving medical history over phone in order to book a doctor's appointment (and I'm only COMMing my own post for context)
According to dh, going through this process in cubicle-ville is why he hasn't yet booked the vasectomy that he had the pre-surgical check up for, over 2 years ago. I'm dubious. However, he is more committed to the "no more spawn" partly line than I am.
Heather Alayne...
Is there anyway to get rid of the fuzzy balls on a fuzzy sweater without a sweater shaver?
Betsy Hanes Perry
< avoiding tasteless sweater vasectomy joke >
Theodosia - Dec 02, 2002 4:52:17 pm PST #1111 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Shrift:
I'm happily stuck in the glam rock era of glitter, when glam was glam and men were space aliens and going down on your guitarist on stage really meant something!
Theodosia - Dec 02, 2002 5:27:24 pm PST #1112 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
erikaj:
Phoenix is relatively easy to get out of (if you are not me, that is). Maybe that is some reflection of how much people want to leave a one- Buffista town.
[very slightly edited for typo]
Betsy HP - Dec 02, 2002 5:53:17 pm PST #1113 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Betsy HP - Dec 02, 2002 5:53:18 pm PST #1114 of 10000
If I only had a brain...
Shrift, skilfully context-pruned to avoid libel:
thus there was no lizardy fun of the cherry-popping kind, and if anyone tells me there was, I shall run away from you shrieking only to return momentarily with my eardrums pierced and prepared to kill you with a very large gun.
Jessica - Dec 02, 2002 5:59:40 pm PST #1115 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
BHP, in Literary:
Nabokov is as precious as a thing that is twee. Nabokov is as manly as a Fabergé dildo encrusted with moonstones.