DXM:
"'Jesus fucking Christ' isn't blasphemy. 'Jesus fucking Buddha,' now that's blasphemy..."
Tara: 'Your One-Stop Spot to Shop for Lots of New-Age and Occult Items.' Catchy. Giles: Think so? Tara: Uh huh. In a... hard to say sorta way.
'Sleeper'
Coffee On My Monitor
This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.
Rebecca Lizard - Dec 01, 2002 9:23:37 am PST #1096 of 10000
You sip / say it's your crazy / straw say it's you're crazy / as you bicycle your soul / with beauty in your basket
DXMachina - Dec 01, 2002 9:28:21 am PST #1097 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I was quoting something another Buffista once said, I just don't remember who, when, or where.
edit: Okay, it turns out I was doing a riff on something Theresa W. once posted -
All this reminds me of a game show sketch my school comedy troupe did called "That's Blasphemy!" The game involved contestants out-blaspheming each other. Sample text:
Host: And the category is...Christianity!
Contestant A: *ding!* Jesus H. Christ!
Contestant B: *ding!* Jesus fucking Christ!
Contestant C: *ding!* Jesus fucking Buddha!
# DING DING DING!*
Host: And C gets the point! On to round two...
Theodosia - Dec 01, 2002 10:53:09 am PST #1098 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Sophia:
If I die, and it turns out that God has tequila-spouting nipples, I will expire again from laughter.
Beverly - Dec 01, 2002 11:04:37 am PST #1099 of 10000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
In Bitches, on the F2F--
Fay: Sigh. I would so like to come to the F2F.
Hec: Fay. Come. F2F. All in one sentence for ease of use...
pmm: Can she be naked?
erika: (Picturing Fay hurrying around in the airport in a long trenchcoat.)
Fay: I can be completely and utterly tremblingly barenekkid under my clothes.
Airport Official: "Purpose of visit?"
Fay: "Porn."
Airport Official: "Anything to declare?"
Fay: "I am a bitch. I write Gay Vampire Snuff Porn. I have inappropriate Hobbit Oost and think that Connor should be slashed with...oh. No, not really. That's a very nice uniform, by the way. Will you be needing to search my orifices, at all?"
erika: I'd bet they let you through.
DavidS - Dec 01, 2002 11:31:42 am PST #1100 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I think we need the whole blasphemous, porny, liquor-soaked exchange. It's pure Buffista...
Hec: Formless entities need love too.
Amych: Sure, but do they really need nipples?
Ple: Sure! Where else would the tequila come from?
Sophia: If I die, and it turns out that God has tequila-spouting nipples, I will expire again from laughter. Then again, I will probably never know, as I may be going straight to hell just for saying that.
erika: I would deeply hate for that to be my last thought. I mean it's better than "Holy crap, he really did have a gun." but not by much.
Ple: G-d is perfection. Of course G-d's nipples spout 100% blue agave tequila, and G-d's tears dry instantly to sharp, perfect crystals of salt. And G-d sweats lime.
cashmere: congratulations, this has converted this agnostic. praise the lord.
P.M. Marc - Dec 01, 2002 11:32:57 am PST #1101 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I'd add
cashmere: congratulations, this has converted this agnostic. praise the lord.
DavidS - Dec 01, 2002 11:34:17 am PST #1102 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I'd add
Done. For ease of loading into the BRQG.
Theodosia - Dec 02, 2002 4:45:58 am PST #1103 of 10000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Allyson, on ita's deadliness:
Don't be ridiculous. She can incapacitate you with her thumb, (I know, she used me as an example for that trick) but then she kills you with the knuckle of her index finger.
Katie M - Dec 02, 2002 7:37:13 am PST #1104 of 10000
I was charmed (albeit somewhat perplexed) by the fannish sensibility of many of the music choices -- it's like the director was trying to vid Canada. --loligo on the Olympic Opening Ceremonies
Angus G in Literary:
To me, calling Pullman anvilly is a bit like calling "The Anvil Chorus" anvilly...I mean, sure, it's anvilly as hell, but it's a big old-fashioned religious allegory; they can't not be anvilly! Paradise Lost? Anvilly! Pilgrim's Progress? Anvils out the ass!
Steph L. - Dec 02, 2002 9:10:52 am PST #1105 of 10000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
The wisdom of Shrift:
If it wasn't for the beer and the porn, being a grown-up would really just suck.