Victor:
I can't believe we're trying to attribute any logic or depth to the dating habits of teenage boys.
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Victor:
I can't believe we're trying to attribute any logic or depth to the dating habits of teenage boys.
In Natter 4 - context - complaints about giving medical history over phone in order to book a doctor's appointment (and I'm only COMMing my own post for context)
According to dh, going through this process in cubicle-ville is why he hasn't yet booked the vasectomy that he had the pre-surgical check up for, over 2 years ago. I'm dubious. However, he is more committed to the "no more spawn" partly line than I am.
Heather Alayne...
Is there anyway to get rid of the fuzzy balls on a fuzzy sweater without a sweater shaver?
Betsy Hanes Perry
< avoiding tasteless sweater vasectomy joke >
Shrift:
I'm happily stuck in the glam rock era of glitter, when glam was glam and men were space aliens and going down on your guitarist on stage really meant something!
erikaj:
Phoenix is relatively easy to get out of (if you are not me, that is). Maybe that is some reflection of how much people want to leave a one- Buffista town.
[very slightly edited for typo]
Shrift, skilfully context-pruned to avoid libel:
thus there was no lizardy fun of the cherry-popping kind, and if anyone tells me there was, I shall run away from you shrieking only to return momentarily with my eardrums pierced and prepared to kill you with a very large gun.
BHP, in Literary:
Nabokov is as precious as a thing that is twee. Nabokov is as manly as a Fabergé dildo encrusted with moonstones.
So much funnier out of context...
Scrappy in Natter:
In that case I choose Ashcroft and do my best to fuck him to death...for the good of my country.
M. Costello:
I think I'm going to screw the dress code this year and finally wear the purple velvet pants. I mean, yeah, they'll consider it an abomination, but this year I'm still the one who doesn't have any arrests nor has been named in any restraining orders.
Steph L. in Bitches:
I will never be out of debt, and it is all because I am a cheap up-against-the-shelves textwhore.