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Am I supposed to be changing my clothes a lot? Is that the helpful thing to do?

Anya ,'Storyteller'

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This thread is for Buffista quotage. Posts that are profound, witty, or otherwise deserving of immortality go here. This is also Shrift's source for the BRQG, so be aware that if your words end up here, they'll also end up there. Finally, please note which thread spawned the quotage and please white-out anything that might be spoilery to Un-Americans.

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Cindy - Dec 02, 2002 2:55:50 pm PST #1110 of 10000

Nobody

In Natter 4 - context - complaints about giving medical history over phone in order to book a doctor's appointment (and I'm only COMMing my own post for context)

According to dh, going through this process in cubicle-ville is why he hasn't yet booked the vasectomy that he had the pre-surgical check up for, over 2 years ago. I'm dubious. However, he is more committed to the "no more spawn" partly line than I am.

Heather Alayne...

Is there anyway to get rid of the fuzzy balls on a fuzzy sweater without a sweater shaver?

Betsy Hanes Perry

< avoiding tasteless sweater vasectomy joke >

Theodosia - Dec 02, 2002 4:52:17 pm PST #1111 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Shrift:

I'm happily stuck in the glam rock era of glitter, when glam was glam and men were space aliens and going down on your guitarist on stage really meant something!

Theodosia - Dec 02, 2002 5:27:24 pm PST #1112 of 10000

'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

erikaj:

Phoenix is relatively easy to get out of (if you are not me, that is). Maybe that is some reflection of how much people want to leave a one- Buffista town.

[very slightly edited for typo]

Betsy HP - Dec 02, 2002 5:53:17 pm PST #1113 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Betsy HP - Dec 02, 2002 5:53:18 pm PST #1114 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Shrift, skilfully context-pruned to avoid libel:

thus there was no lizardy fun of the cherry-popping kind, and if anyone tells me there was, I shall run away from you shrieking only to return momentarily with my eardrums pierced and prepared to kill you with a very large gun.

Jessica - Dec 02, 2002 5:59:40 pm PST #1115 of 10000

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

BHP, in Literary:

Nabokov is as precious as a thing that is twee. Nabokov is as manly as a Fabergé dildo encrusted with moonstones.

Kat - Dec 02, 2002 6:02:30 pm PST #1116 of 10000

"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

So much funnier out of context...

Scrappy in Natter:

In that case I choose Ashcroft and do my best to fuck him to death...for the good of my country.

Java cat - Dec 02, 2002 6:40:11 pm PST #1117 of 10000

Not javachik

M. Costello:

I think I'm going to screw the dress code this year and finally wear the purple velvet pants. I mean, yeah, they'll consider it an abomination, but this year I'm still the one who doesn't have any arrests nor has been named in any restraining orders.

Betsy HP - Dec 02, 2002 7:49:05 pm PST #1118 of 10000

If I only had a brain...

Steph L. in Bitches:

I will never be out of debt, and it is all because I am a cheap up-against-the-shelves textwhore.

Cindy - Dec 03, 2002 5:08:37 am PST #1119 of 10000

Nobody

Betsy Hanes Perry in Natter:

It is not that I object to other people's having babies at 47. It is that, having had babies at 30 and 33, and being 43 myself, the thought of another pregnancy in four years fills me with a horror I can extinguish only by contemplating the greater horrors of sex with superannuated right-wing Republicans.

It's sort of the diamond-cuts-diamond theory of nightmares.

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