Reynolds, I'm a dangerous-minded man on a ship loaded with hurt. Now, why you got me chatting with your peons?

Womack ,'The Message'


All Ogle, No Cash -- It's Not Just Annoying, It's Un-American

Discussion of episodes currently airing in Un-American locations (anything that's aired in Australia is fair game), as well as anything else the Un-Americans feel like talking about or we feel like asking them. Please use the show discussion threads for any current-season discussion.

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Betsy HP - Jul 31, 2003 7:02:45 pm PDT #6056 of 9843
If I only had a brain...

Yes, but were there whortleberries?


§ ita § - Jul 31, 2003 7:03:36 pm PDT #6057 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My sister has coltish legs.

Huge boobs though, so she's not that sort either.


Noumenon - Jul 31, 2003 8:26:53 pm PDT #6058 of 9843
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

There is a preternaturally high boobage I associate only with teenhood (though not all teens, by a long shot), that doesn't seem to make it to the early 20s.

I envy the experiences that went into forming this opinion.

In this interview with John Rhys-Davies, he says

But I can do other things: I can weld, I can turn, I can build. I rebuilt the engine for my Rolls-Royce and there weren't TOO many bits left over.

What does he mean by "I can turn"?


§ ita § - Jul 31, 2003 8:28:48 pm PDT #6059 of 9843
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Turn like wood on a lathe (think shaping table legs, for instance).


P.M. Marc - Jul 31, 2003 8:32:20 pm PDT #6060 of 9843
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

But I can do other things: I can weld, I can turn, I can build. I rebuilt the engine for my Rolls-Royce and there weren't TOO many bits left over.

You know, this increases his sex appeal by like, a hell of a lot.

(Signed, thinks Bob Villa is kinda hot.)


Madrigal Costello - Aug 01, 2003 4:22:19 am PDT #6061 of 9843
It's a remora, dimwit.

Never had the preternaturally perky boobs, nor coltish legs. I just kept the toddler shape until 11, then the weight shifted up or down. I completely lacked the TV adolescence.


P.M. Marc - Aug 01, 2003 5:48:56 pm PDT #6062 of 9843
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Hon, you STILL have the coltish legs.


Madrigal Costello - Aug 02, 2003 5:34:27 am PDT #6063 of 9843
It's a remora, dimwit.

Nope, those came from four years of figure skating.

Sort of on topic: It was widely noticed when they had Giles pronounce the word scone as rhyming with bone, instead of what would have been the correct British way. Have ME made any other such blatant mistakes with unAmerican characters?


Angus G - Aug 02, 2003 5:48:13 am PDT #6064 of 9843
Roguish Laird

Um, where to begin? Pronouncing "arse" as "ass" is probably the most common. Also, English people never (in my experience), use the term "a tad..." only Americans who want to sound posh do that.

And of course proper scones shouldn't have blueberries in them.


sj - Aug 02, 2003 5:49:15 am PDT #6065 of 9843
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I can't think of any other instances at the moment, but I did notice scone when I heard it. I am not so sure it was a mistake as much as a decision to pronounce it that way so that American audiences could understand it because ASH would not have pronounced scone that way naturally.