Oh, Plei.
Lovely, lovely stuff.
One thing only: change the spelling of pouf? Spelled that way, it's a piece of furniture.
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Oh, Plei.
Lovely, lovely stuff.
One thing only: change the spelling of pouf? Spelled that way, it's a piece of furniture.
One thing only: change the spelling of pouf? Spelled that way, it's a piece of furniture.
That's what I THOUGHT!
Ha.
You have defeated my semi-beta. Changing it back to the original.
Yup. A pouf is a squishy bit of shapeless nonsense that people put their backs out trying to sit in properly. A poof is short for poofter.
Yup. A pouf is a squishy bit of shapeless nonsense that people put their backs out trying to sit in properly. A poof is short for poofter.
I was too lazy to switch computers and look it up at the time. Now it's cheerfully changed.
Heheheh.
When in doubt, ask a Brit. Or a demi-Brit. Or someone who taught in the UK.
useless as tits on a board
I've always heard this said as 'useless as teats on a bull'.
I like it, Plei.
I've always heard this said as 'useless as teats on a bull'
I've heard about five variations of it, some more involving more creative logic use than others, and some probably unique to my mother.
Yeah, thre's lots of versions of that. I still lurve "cold enough to freeze the bollocks off a brass monkey" best, though. Which is why, when the weather turns uncommon cold? It's "brass monkeys" out there.
I still lurve "cold enough to freeze the bollocks off a brass monkey" best, though.
We always just got the "as a witches tit".
Your one is better.
Yup, the "brass monkeys" is a very UK riff. The cockneys use it.