Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies  

Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.


P.M. Marc - Apr 21, 2003 7:41:36 pm PDT #3607 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yup. A pouf is a squishy bit of shapeless nonsense that people put their backs out trying to sit in properly. A poof is short for poofter.

I was too lazy to switch computers and look it up at the time. Now it's cheerfully changed.


deborah grabien - Apr 21, 2003 7:43:22 pm PDT #3608 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Heheheh.

When in doubt, ask a Brit. Or a demi-Brit. Or someone who taught in the UK.


Elena - Apr 21, 2003 7:44:12 pm PDT #3609 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.

useless as tits on a board

I've always heard this said as 'useless as teats on a bull'.

I like it, Plei.


P.M. Marc - Apr 21, 2003 7:46:48 pm PDT #3610 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I've always heard this said as 'useless as teats on a bull'

I've heard about five variations of it, some more involving more creative logic use than others, and some probably unique to my mother.


deborah grabien - Apr 21, 2003 7:49:06 pm PDT #3611 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Yeah, thre's lots of versions of that. I still lurve "cold enough to freeze the bollocks off a brass monkey" best, though. Which is why, when the weather turns uncommon cold? It's "brass monkeys" out there.


P.M. Marc - Apr 21, 2003 7:51:23 pm PDT #3612 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I still lurve "cold enough to freeze the bollocks off a brass monkey" best, though.

We always just got the "as a witches tit".

Your one is better.


deborah grabien - Apr 21, 2003 7:54:10 pm PDT #3613 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Yup, the "brass monkeys" is a very UK riff. The cockneys use it.


esse - Apr 21, 2003 7:54:34 pm PDT #3614 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!

A poof is short for poofter.

Okay, but pouf is prettier.


deborah grabien - Apr 21, 2003 8:08:13 pm PDT #3615 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Okay, but pouf is prettier.

I wouldn't mind putting my back out trying to assume odd sitting positions on either Spike or Angel.


Lee - Apr 21, 2003 10:40:59 pm PDT #3616 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I love days like this, when there are so damn many damn good stories/drabbles/parts of stories posted. Great Jobs ita, Dana, Connie, Elena, Theodosia, and Plei (I hope I didn't forget anyone)