useless as tits on a board
I've always heard this said as 'useless as teats on a bull'.
I like it, Plei.
Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get gray. And it doesn't matter how much white you try and put back in, you're never gonna get anything but gray.
Lilah ,'Destiny'
Buffista Fic: It Could Be Plot Bunnies
Where the Buffistas let their fanfic creative juices flow. May contain erotica.
Elena - Apr 21, 2003 7:44:12 pm PDT #3609 of 10001
Thanks for all the fish.
P.M. Marc - Apr 21, 2003 7:46:48 pm PDT #3610 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I've always heard this said as 'useless as teats on a bull'
I've heard about five variations of it, some more involving more creative logic use than others, and some probably unique to my mother.
deborah grabien - Apr 21, 2003 7:49:06 pm PDT #3611 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Yeah, thre's lots of versions of that. I still lurve "cold enough to freeze the bollocks off a brass monkey" best, though. Which is why, when the weather turns uncommon cold? It's "brass monkeys" out there.
P.M. Marc - Apr 21, 2003 7:51:23 pm PDT #3612 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
I still lurve "cold enough to freeze the bollocks off a brass monkey" best, though.
We always just got the "as a witches tit".
Your one is better.
deborah grabien - Apr 21, 2003 7:54:10 pm PDT #3613 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Yup, the "brass monkeys" is a very UK riff. The cockneys use it.
esse - Apr 21, 2003 7:54:34 pm PDT #3614 of 10001
S to the A -- using they/them pronouns!
A poof is short for poofter.
Okay, but pouf is prettier.
deborah grabien - Apr 21, 2003 8:08:13 pm PDT #3615 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Okay, but pouf is prettier.
I wouldn't mind putting my back out trying to assume odd sitting positions on either Spike or Angel.
Lee - Apr 21, 2003 10:40:59 pm PDT #3616 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I love days like this, when there are so damn many damn good stories/drabbles/parts of stories posted. Great Jobs ita, Dana, Connie, Elena, Theodosia, and Plei (I hope I didn't forget anyone)
deborah grabien - Apr 21, 2003 10:43:05 pm PDT #3617 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
I hope I didn't forget anyone
::cough::
Lee - Apr 21, 2003 10:46:43 pm PDT #3618 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Eesh
And Deb, and Deena, and SA.
I guess my brain just got overloaded with too much good stuff.