Xander: Look who's got a bad case of Dark Prince envy. Dracula: Leave us. Xander: No, we're not going to "Leabbb you." And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? "One, Two, Three - three victims! Maw ha ha!"

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Atropa - Mar 16, 2011 2:37:39 pm PDT #3384 of 5059
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Pete glanced at that panel (I had it open in another tab) and said, "Oh God, is that from the insane Neal Addams Batman thing?"

I just sent him the blog link.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 16, 2011 4:18:35 pm PDT #3385 of 5059
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Steph, you are seriously tempting me to break my years-long DC embargo.

David: I could write a book about that panel.

Too late, Fredric Wertham beat you to it!


§ ita § - Mar 16, 2011 6:02:36 pm PDT #3386 of 5059
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is there an excuse for that story? Is it in canon?


Steph L. - Mar 16, 2011 6:40:49 pm PDT #3387 of 5059
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Is it in canon?

I kind of hope so, because then it makes Super-Boy Prime PUNCHING A HOLE IN REALITY seem frigging normal.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 16, 2011 6:45:35 pm PDT #3388 of 5059
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I kind of hope so, because then it makes Super-Boy Prime PUNCHING A HOLE IN REALITY seem frigging normal.

That's because he's the Goddamn Batman! God-dammit!


§ ita § - Mar 16, 2011 6:59:14 pm PDT #3389 of 5059
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So, evidently, you reach a point in DC hierarchy, mostly likely the Batworld, where no one stops you from printing exactly what you want, right?

When did the gun thing happen? Am I that behind the times?


P.M. Marc - Mar 18, 2011 8:34:55 am PDT #3390 of 5059
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh god, I could not stop laughing. I just... I can't breathe. I have to OWN this. I want an ANIMATED VERSION!

It's so wrong.


Steph L. - Mar 18, 2011 8:38:41 am PDT #3391 of 5059
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Nude Bruce! Krumping battle! Why the fuck is there a whale with Aquaman?


amych - Mar 18, 2011 8:40:13 am PDT #3392 of 5059
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

PLATO'S FUCKING CAVE.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2011 8:54:49 am PDT #3393 of 5059
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

In the last issue it's going to turn out he's locked up in Arkham, right?