Hey, don't worry about it. Nest full of vampires, you come get me, okay. Box full of puppies, that's more of a judgement call.

Jonathan ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Other Media 2: It's Astounishing!

Discussion of comics, graphic novels, and more. Except for capes. No capes!

Please use spoiler font for new releases until after the weekend following release.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 16, 2011 4:18:35 pm PDT #3385 of 5059
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Steph, you are seriously tempting me to break my years-long DC embargo.

David: I could write a book about that panel.

Too late, Fredric Wertham beat you to it!


§ ita § - Mar 16, 2011 6:02:36 pm PDT #3386 of 5059
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is there an excuse for that story? Is it in canon?


Steph L. - Mar 16, 2011 6:40:49 pm PDT #3387 of 5059
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Is it in canon?

I kind of hope so, because then it makes Super-Boy Prime PUNCHING A HOLE IN REALITY seem frigging normal.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 16, 2011 6:45:35 pm PDT #3388 of 5059
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I kind of hope so, because then it makes Super-Boy Prime PUNCHING A HOLE IN REALITY seem frigging normal.

That's because he's the Goddamn Batman! God-dammit!


§ ita § - Mar 16, 2011 6:59:14 pm PDT #3389 of 5059
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So, evidently, you reach a point in DC hierarchy, mostly likely the Batworld, where no one stops you from printing exactly what you want, right?

When did the gun thing happen? Am I that behind the times?


P.M. Marc - Mar 18, 2011 8:34:55 am PDT #3390 of 5059
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh god, I could not stop laughing. I just... I can't breathe. I have to OWN this. I want an ANIMATED VERSION!

It's so wrong.


Steph L. - Mar 18, 2011 8:38:41 am PDT #3391 of 5059
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Nude Bruce! Krumping battle! Why the fuck is there a whale with Aquaman?


amych - Mar 18, 2011 8:40:13 am PDT #3392 of 5059
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

PLATO'S FUCKING CAVE.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2011 8:54:49 am PDT #3393 of 5059
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

In the last issue it's going to turn out he's locked up in Arkham, right?


Steph L. - Mar 18, 2011 8:55:37 am PDT #3394 of 5059
I look more rad than Lutheranism

In the last issue it's going to turn out he's locked up in Arkham, right?

No; it's going to turn out that all the readers are.