I kind of hope so, because then it makes Super-Boy Prime PUNCHING A HOLE IN REALITY seem frigging normal.
That's because he's the Goddamn Batman! God-dammit!
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
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Frankenbuddha - Mar 16, 2011 6:45:35 pm PDT #3388 of 5059
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
§ ita § - Mar 16, 2011 6:59:14 pm PDT #3389 of 5059
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So, evidently, you reach a point in DC hierarchy, mostly likely the Batworld, where no one stops you from printing exactly what you want, right?
When did the gun thing happen? Am I that behind the times?
P.M. Marc - Mar 18, 2011 8:34:55 am PDT #3390 of 5059
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Oh god, I could not stop laughing. I just... I can't breathe. I have to OWN this. I want an ANIMATED VERSION!
It's so wrong.
Steph L. - Mar 18, 2011 8:38:41 am PDT #3391 of 5059
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Nude Bruce! Krumping battle! Why the fuck is there a whale with Aquaman?
amych - Mar 18, 2011 8:40:13 am PDT #3392 of 5059
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
PLATO'S FUCKING CAVE.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2011 8:54:49 am PDT #3393 of 5059
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
In the last issue it's going to turn out he's locked up in Arkham, right?
Steph L. - Mar 18, 2011 8:55:37 am PDT #3394 of 5059
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
In the last issue it's going to turn out he's locked up in Arkham, right?
No; it's going to turn out that all the readers are.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 18, 2011 9:26:52 am PDT #3395 of 5059
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I am going to laugh if this turns out to be how the Joker perceives a lecture from batman.
Atropa - Mar 18, 2011 9:29:43 am PDT #3396 of 5059
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I am going to laugh if this turns out to be how the Joker perceives a lecture from batman.
I will build a shrine to the writer if that's what this turns out to be. Because that is BRILLIANT.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2011 10:25:36 am PDT #3397 of 5059
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
The dialogue alone:
"I don't give a hydroelectric dam about this flap."
"Such an octopus of a thing!"
I am going to laugh if this turns out to be how the Joker perceives a lecture from batman.
Genius.
In sad semi-related news, RIP Michael Hough.