Wesley: And how does your kind define love? Demon: Same as all bodies. Same as everywheres. Love is sacrifice.

'The Girl in Question'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Lee - Oct 04, 2006 10:51:16 am PDT #6013 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

People at Matt's company are idiots. (See? It didn't interrupt the insults at all!)

So they've been taking lessons from Teppy? (no, it really didn't)

More seriously, that does suck, Beth, and I hope you can tell them Fuck no.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 04, 2006 10:54:41 am PDT #6014 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I probably should not be as amused by that as I am. But I'm all "Ooh! Exploding Hello Kitty! Nifty!"

I just thought it was a good thing it was the dolls and not the vibrators.


beth b - Oct 04, 2006 10:56:38 am PDT #6015 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Irony time:

At the conference that Matt could not attend do to the horrible bad problems , a former employee dropped in to visit people. matt's UberBoss tried to recruit him back to the co. Ex -employ's response "See this , a smile. I am happy. I am not stressed and look I can go on vacation without guilt "

Let's ignore the fact that people have been leaveing stupid co in droves...


Aims - Oct 04, 2006 11:00:19 am PDT #6016 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ok. Must kill co-worker.

She didn't like the fishy smell of our bosses salmon. So what did she do?

Sprayed Calvin Klein's "Escape" all over to cover it up.

I feel like my head is going to explode at the temples. And the suck thing of it is that I can't even go home and take a nap because Joe's working nights with ND this week and it's just me and the Punk. Maybe I'll be a bad mommy and plop her down in front of The Bears (Care Bear movie) and take a nap.

My head is so splodey.


Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:01:55 am PDT #6017 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

Matt deserves better than that place.

Lee, are you in town the weekend of the 14th?


Lee - Oct 04, 2006 11:02:43 am PDT #6018 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Lee, are you in town the weekend of the 14th?

Nope.


Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:04:01 am PDT #6019 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

But you're around this weekend?


Lee - Oct 04, 2006 11:05:34 am PDT #6020 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Yep.

Also, ack. I need at least 2 weekends to be ready for vacation.


Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:07:03 am PDT #6021 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

I need at least 2 weekends to be ready for vacation.

Drop your laundry off at one of those places that washes/folds by the pound and go get your nails done with me this weekend. Or something.


ChiKat - Oct 04, 2006 11:07:58 am PDT #6022 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

So, let me see if I get what's been going on in Bitches today.

It seems Matt's coworkers/bosses need serious cluesticking.

Aimee's fish-sensitive coworker needs to be mired in a vat of three week old tuna.

Lee sucks and Teppy blows.

All librarians, particularly short ones, are delusional and yet evil at the same time.

I may be unclear on that last one.