I probably should not be as amused by that as I am. But I'm all "Ooh! Exploding Hello Kitty! Nifty!"
I just thought it was a good thing it was the dolls and not the vibrators.
No power in the 'verse can stop me.
River ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 04, 2006 10:54:41 am PDT #6014 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
beth b - Oct 04, 2006 10:56:38 am PDT #6015 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Irony time:
At the conference that Matt could not attend do to the horrible bad problems , a former employee dropped in to visit people. matt's UberBoss tried to recruit him back to the co. Ex -employ's response "See this , a smile. I am happy. I am not stressed and look I can go on vacation without guilt "
Let's ignore the fact that people have been leaveing stupid co in droves...
Aims - Oct 04, 2006 11:00:19 am PDT #6016 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Ok. Must kill co-worker.
She didn't like the fishy smell of our bosses salmon. So what did she do?
Sprayed Calvin Klein's "Escape" all over to cover it up.
I feel like my head is going to explode at the temples. And the suck thing of it is that I can't even go home and take a nap because Joe's working nights with ND this week and it's just me and the Punk. Maybe I'll be a bad mommy and plop her down in front of The Bears (Care Bear movie) and take a nap.
My head is so splodey.
Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:01:55 am PDT #6017 of 10000
Librarian Warlord
Matt deserves better than that place.
Lee, are you in town the weekend of the 14th?
Lee - Oct 04, 2006 11:02:43 am PDT #6018 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Lee, are you in town the weekend of the 14th?
Nope.
Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:04:01 am PDT #6019 of 10000
Librarian Warlord
But you're around this weekend?
Lee - Oct 04, 2006 11:05:34 am PDT #6020 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Yep.
Also, ack. I need at least 2 weekends to be ready for vacation.
Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:07:03 am PDT #6021 of 10000
Librarian Warlord
I need at least 2 weekends to be ready for vacation.
Drop your laundry off at one of those places that washes/folds by the pound and go get your nails done with me this weekend. Or something.
ChiKat - Oct 04, 2006 11:07:58 am PDT #6022 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
So, let me see if I get what's been going on in Bitches today.
It seems Matt's coworkers/bosses need serious cluesticking.
Aimee's fish-sensitive coworker needs to be mired in a vat of three week old tuna.
Lee sucks and Teppy blows.
All librarians, particularly short ones, are delusional and yet evil at the same time.
I may be unclear on that last one.
Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:09:42 am PDT #6023 of 10000
Librarian Warlord
All librarians, particularly short ones, are delusional and yet evil at the same time.
::sniff:: I'm so misunderstood.