Oh, smacked in the noggin with a 2x4 wrapped in velvet. Yeah, that's what it felt like.

Lorne ,'Smile Time'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:04:01 am PDT #6019 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

But you're around this weekend?


Lee - Oct 04, 2006 11:05:34 am PDT #6020 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Yep.

Also, ack. I need at least 2 weekends to be ready for vacation.


Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:07:03 am PDT #6021 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

I need at least 2 weekends to be ready for vacation.

Drop your laundry off at one of those places that washes/folds by the pound and go get your nails done with me this weekend. Or something.


ChiKat - Oct 04, 2006 11:07:58 am PDT #6022 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

So, let me see if I get what's been going on in Bitches today.

It seems Matt's coworkers/bosses need serious cluesticking.

Aimee's fish-sensitive coworker needs to be mired in a vat of three week old tuna.

Lee sucks and Teppy blows.

All librarians, particularly short ones, are delusional and yet evil at the same time.

I may be unclear on that last one.


Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:09:42 am PDT #6023 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

All librarians, particularly short ones, are delusional and yet evil at the same time.

::sniff:: I'm so misunderstood.


lisah - Oct 04, 2006 11:10:03 am PDT #6024 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

Drop your laundry off at one of those places that washes/folds by the pound

If those places also put the laundry away! after it was washed and folded I'd give up, like, one meal a day so that I could always have them take care of my laundry.


Cashmere - Oct 04, 2006 11:10:21 am PDT #6025 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Maybe I'll be a bad mommy and plop her down in front of The Bears (Care Bear movie) and take a nap.

In no way, shape or form is this considered bad mommying. At. All. It's called survival. For both you and the kid. Says the mother who would not be typing this if it weren't for Curious George.


Aims - Oct 04, 2006 11:11:44 am PDT #6026 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

makes note to buy Curious George.

makes note to buy any other kids movie other the The Bears as we've watched it 17 times in the past three days

reminds self that we knew this when we decided to have babies


Cashmere - Oct 04, 2006 11:14:07 am PDT #6027 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Aimee, I highly recommend Curious George because it has the Jack Johnson video for Upside Down. Jack=hottie. And you can get the set (DVD & CD) at target for $22. Owen has been singing the songs all day.

Also, you can't really go wrong with any of the Pixar movies because they at least have a little bit of adult appeal. OK. A LOT of adult appeal, too.


ChiKat - Oct 04, 2006 11:14:58 am PDT #6028 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I'm so misunderstood.

So, I did get that one wrong. Not short. Check.