Mal: You are very much lacking in imagination. Zoe: I imagine that's so, sir.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Oct 04, 2006 11:00:19 am PDT #6016 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ok. Must kill co-worker.

She didn't like the fishy smell of our bosses salmon. So what did she do?

Sprayed Calvin Klein's "Escape" all over to cover it up.

I feel like my head is going to explode at the temples. And the suck thing of it is that I can't even go home and take a nap because Joe's working nights with ND this week and it's just me and the Punk. Maybe I'll be a bad mommy and plop her down in front of The Bears (Care Bear movie) and take a nap.

My head is so splodey.


Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:01:55 am PDT #6017 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

Matt deserves better than that place.

Lee, are you in town the weekend of the 14th?


Lee - Oct 04, 2006 11:02:43 am PDT #6018 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Lee, are you in town the weekend of the 14th?

Nope.


Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:04:01 am PDT #6019 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

But you're around this weekend?


Lee - Oct 04, 2006 11:05:34 am PDT #6020 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Yep.

Also, ack. I need at least 2 weekends to be ready for vacation.


Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:07:03 am PDT #6021 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

I need at least 2 weekends to be ready for vacation.

Drop your laundry off at one of those places that washes/folds by the pound and go get your nails done with me this weekend. Or something.


ChiKat - Oct 04, 2006 11:07:58 am PDT #6022 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

So, let me see if I get what's been going on in Bitches today.

It seems Matt's coworkers/bosses need serious cluesticking.

Aimee's fish-sensitive coworker needs to be mired in a vat of three week old tuna.

Lee sucks and Teppy blows.

All librarians, particularly short ones, are delusional and yet evil at the same time.

I may be unclear on that last one.


Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:09:42 am PDT #6023 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

All librarians, particularly short ones, are delusional and yet evil at the same time.

::sniff:: I'm so misunderstood.


lisah - Oct 04, 2006 11:10:03 am PDT #6024 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate

Drop your laundry off at one of those places that washes/folds by the pound

If those places also put the laundry away! after it was washed and folded I'd give up, like, one meal a day so that I could always have them take care of my laundry.


Cashmere - Oct 04, 2006 11:10:21 am PDT #6025 of 10000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Maybe I'll be a bad mommy and plop her down in front of The Bears (Care Bear movie) and take a nap.

In no way, shape or form is this considered bad mommying. At. All. It's called survival. For both you and the kid. Says the mother who would not be typing this if it weren't for Curious George.