Irony time:

At the conference that Matt could not attend do to the horrible bad problems , a former employee dropped in to visit people. matt's UberBoss tried to recruit him back to the co. Ex -employ's response "See this , a smile. I am happy. I am not stressed and look I can go on vacation without guilt "

Let's ignore the fact that people have been leaveing stupid co in droves...

Ok. Must kill co-worker.

She didn't like the fishy smell of our bosses salmon. So what did she do?

Sprayed Calvin Klein's "Escape" all over to cover it up.

I feel like my head is going to explode at the temples. And the suck thing of it is that I can't even go home and take a nap because Joe's working nights with ND this week and it's just me and the Punk. Maybe I'll be a bad mommy and plop her down in front of The Bears (Care Bear movie) and take a nap.

My head is so splodey.

Matt deserves better than that place.

Lee, are you in town the weekend of the 14th?

Lee, are you in town the weekend of the 14th?

Nope.

But you're around this weekend?

Yep.

Also, ack. I need at least 2 weekends to be ready for vacation.

I need at least 2 weekends to be ready for vacation.

Drop your laundry off at one of those places that washes/folds by the pound and go get your nails done with me this weekend. Or something.

So, let me see if I get what's been going on in Bitches today.

It seems Matt's coworkers/bosses need serious cluesticking.

Aimee's fish-sensitive coworker needs to be mired in a vat of three week old tuna.

Lee sucks and Teppy blows.

All librarians, particularly short ones, are delusional and yet evil at the same time.

I may be unclear on that last one.

All librarians, particularly short ones, are delusional and yet evil at the same time.

::sniff:: I'm so misunderstood.

Drop your laundry off at one of those places that washes/folds by the pound

If those places also put the laundry away! after it was washed and folded I'd give up, like, one meal a day so that I could always have them take care of my laundry.