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ChiKat - Oct 04, 2006 11:07:58 am PDT #6022 of 10000

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

So, let me see if I get what's been going on in Bitches today.

It seems Matt's coworkers/bosses need serious cluesticking.

Aimee's fish-sensitive coworker needs to be mired in a vat of three week old tuna.

Lee sucks and Teppy blows.

All librarians, particularly short ones, are delusional and yet evil at the same time.

I may be unclear on that last one.

Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:09:42 am PDT #6023 of 10000

Librarian Warlord

All librarians, particularly short ones, are delusional and yet evil at the same time.

::sniff:: I'm so misunderstood.

lisah - Oct 04, 2006 11:10:03 am PDT #6024 of 10000

Punishingly Intricate

Drop your laundry off at one of those places that washes/folds by the pound

If those places also put the laundry away! after it was washed and folded I'd give up, like, one meal a day so that I could always have them take care of my laundry.

Cashmere - Oct 04, 2006 11:10:21 am PDT #6025 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Maybe I'll be a bad mommy and plop her down in front of The Bears (Care Bear movie) and take a nap.

In no way, shape or form is this considered bad mommying. At. All. It's called survival. For both you and the kid. Says the mother who would not be typing this if it weren't for Curious George.

Aims - Oct 04, 2006 11:11:44 am PDT #6026 of 10000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

makes note to buy Curious George.

makes note to buy any other kids movie other the The Bears as we've watched it 17 times in the past three days

reminds self that we knew this when we decided to have babies

Cashmere - Oct 04, 2006 11:14:07 am PDT #6027 of 10000

Now tagless for your comfort.

Aimee, I highly recommend Curious George because it has the Jack Johnson video for Upside Down. Jack=hottie. And you can get the set (DVD & CD) at target for $22. Owen has been singing the songs all day.

Also, you can't really go wrong with any of the Pixar movies because they at least have a little bit of adult appeal. OK. A LOT of adult appeal, too.

ChiKat - Oct 04, 2006 11:14:58 am PDT #6028 of 10000

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I'm so misunderstood.

So, I did get that one wrong. Not short. Check.

Lee - Oct 04, 2006 11:16:56 am PDT #6029 of 10000

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

All librarians, particularly short ones, are delusional and yet evil at the same time.

HEY! Not delusional or evil.

Sparky, we should definitely do something this weekend, but several of my nails aren't long enough to make a manicure worth while.

Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:17:10 am PDT #6030 of 10000

Librarian Warlord

So, I did get that one wrong. Not short. Check.

No, I'm definitely short. But I'm radical, not delusional.

we should definitely do something this weekend

Okay. Let me check with the DH to see if he's got a Frisbee game or something to keep him busy while we do something fun.

ChiKat - Oct 04, 2006 11:19:53 am PDT #6031 of 10000

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Short librarian = radical and evil

Tall librarian = Sucks

but several of my nails aren't long enough to make a manicure worth while.

Pedicures are always worthwhile. IJS.

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