Buffy: Where are the burgers? Riley: Yeah man, I'm starving. Cow me. Xander: I'd love to make with the moo but the fire's not cooperating.

'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


beth b - Oct 04, 2006 10:47:26 am PDT #6009 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

interrupting the insults to say feh.

People at Matt's co are tryingto convince him that he should not go on vacation. - that was schedual a number of months in advance - feh. and fuck no.


Amy - Oct 04, 2006 10:49:14 am PDT #6010 of 10000
Because books.

I'm going to tell our alumni office that you just inherited a huge sum of money and you're looking for a worthy project to which to donate! They'll NEVER leave you alone!

Oh my, that's brilliant in its evilness.

People at Matt's co are tryingto convince him that he should not go on vacation.

Yeah, I think "fuck no" is what you want there.


Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 10:49:20 am PDT #6011 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

People at Matt's co are tryingto convince him that he should not go on vacation. - that was schedual a number of months in advance

People at Matt's company are idiots. (See? It didn't interrupt the insults at all!)


Connie Neil - Oct 04, 2006 10:51:06 am PDT #6012 of 10000
brillig

I'm going to tell our alumni office that you just inherited a huge sum of money and you're looking for a worthy project to which to donate

Oooh, evil.


Lee - Oct 04, 2006 10:51:16 am PDT #6013 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

People at Matt's company are idiots. (See? It didn't interrupt the insults at all!)

So they've been taking lessons from Teppy? (no, it really didn't)

More seriously, that does suck, Beth, and I hope you can tell them Fuck no.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 04, 2006 10:54:41 am PDT #6014 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I probably should not be as amused by that as I am. But I'm all "Ooh! Exploding Hello Kitty! Nifty!"

I just thought it was a good thing it was the dolls and not the vibrators.


beth b - Oct 04, 2006 10:56:38 am PDT #6015 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Irony time:

At the conference that Matt could not attend do to the horrible bad problems , a former employee dropped in to visit people. matt's UberBoss tried to recruit him back to the co. Ex -employ's response "See this , a smile. I am happy. I am not stressed and look I can go on vacation without guilt "

Let's ignore the fact that people have been leaveing stupid co in droves...


Aims - Oct 04, 2006 11:00:19 am PDT #6016 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Ok. Must kill co-worker.

She didn't like the fishy smell of our bosses salmon. So what did she do?

Sprayed Calvin Klein's "Escape" all over to cover it up.

I feel like my head is going to explode at the temples. And the suck thing of it is that I can't even go home and take a nap because Joe's working nights with ND this week and it's just me and the Punk. Maybe I'll be a bad mommy and plop her down in front of The Bears (Care Bear movie) and take a nap.

My head is so splodey.


Sparky1 - Oct 04, 2006 11:01:55 am PDT #6017 of 10000
Librarian Warlord

Matt deserves better than that place.

Lee, are you in town the weekend of the 14th?


Lee - Oct 04, 2006 11:02:43 am PDT #6018 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Lee, are you in town the weekend of the 14th?

Nope.