My stylist is sick, so no hair cut today. Damn! I'm getting on the books for early next week.
Haven't you killed me enough for one day?
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Glamcookie - Aug 25, 2006 8:30:51 am PDT #222 of 10000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Aims - Aug 25, 2006 8:31:14 am PDT #223 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Me, too. I'm sick of the growing it out.
Maybe I'll sell my car and get extensions.
Frankenbuddha - Aug 25, 2006 8:41:01 am PDT #224 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh hey, isn't today Jessica and Fone Bone's anniversary? Happy anniversary y'all!
Right, Nilly posted that yesterday a day in advance.
Anniversary Happies to you Jess and FB!!!
lisah - Aug 25, 2006 8:45:27 am PDT #225 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate
My friend gave me a pair of Michael Kors sandals for my birthday!!
What a fab present! Those sandals are totally hot!
I got my first birthday present today in the form of a box of goodies from my friend in Hawaii! And my brother took me out for yummy, yummy lots of sushi! I'm such a nerd for my birthday. I love it!
Calli - Aug 25, 2006 8:49:34 am PDT #226 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Indeedydo! Happy Anniversary, Jessica and Fone Bone!
Is today your birthday, lisah? If so, Happy Birthday! Or, if it's over the weekend, Happy Birthday in advance, since I may or may not get online this weekend.
Fred Pete - Aug 25, 2006 8:50:28 am PDT #227 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Anniversary, Jess and FoneBone!
Yay, Calli!
Aims - Aug 25, 2006 8:55:10 am PDT #228 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Fucking punk-ass crank calls.
Him: My girlfriend Jessica there?
Me: There's noone here by that name.
Him: Oh, well, what's your daughter's name?
Me: Why?
Him: She gave me this phone number and told me to call her.
Me: No, she didn't.
Him: Yes she did.
Me: No she didn't. She's two years old.
Him: Oh. She's two? Well, how old are you?
Me: Married, that's how old.
Him: Do you have a husband or are you divorced?
Me: Being married generally means I have a husband. Get your punkass in school.
t click
ChiKat - Aug 25, 2006 8:58:56 am PDT #229 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Get your punkass in school
BWAH!!!
OMG. I slept the sleep of the dead last night. I must have been exhausted. After driving 10 hours yesterday and being in my own bed again, I didn't get up till noon. I feel so much better. My cat seems to feel better being home and sleeping, too.
lisah - Aug 25, 2006 9:01:40 am PDT #230 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate
Or, if it's over the weekend, Happy Birthday in advance,
It's tomorrow. ooh I'm about to get cake!
SuziQ - Aug 25, 2006 9:08:21 am PDT #231 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Clueless idiots abound...
Last week, I ran into my local Safeway, dressed in my full A's gear.
Misc. people: "Are the A's in town?"
Me: "Yep"
Misc. People: "Oh, are you going to the game"
Me: No, I normally put on an A's jersey, weighed down with 4 lbs of pins, a neon green wig, and a gold tinsle pompom headband to go grocery shopping
Then, there was the dude at the checkout counter
Dude: "You going to the game?"
Me: Duh "Yes"
Dude: "You single?"
Me: "No, I'm married."
Dude: "Is your husband here?"
Me: (don't ask why I answered, I don't know) "No"
Dude: "Can I get your number?"
Me: ...