My stylist is sick, so no hair cut today. Damn! I'm getting on the books for early next week.
Lorne ,'Time Bomb'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Me, too. I'm sick of the growing it out.
Maybe I'll sell my car and get extensions.
Oh hey, isn't today Jessica and Fone Bone's anniversary? Happy anniversary y'all!
Right, Nilly posted that yesterday a day in advance.
Anniversary Happies to you Jess and FB!!!
My friend gave me a pair of Michael Kors sandals for my birthday!!
What a fab present! Those sandals are totally hot!
I got my first birthday present today in the form of a box of goodies from my friend in Hawaii! And my brother took me out for yummy, yummy lots of sushi! I'm such a nerd for my birthday. I love it!
Indeedydo! Happy Anniversary, Jessica and Fone Bone!
Is today your birthday, lisah? If so, Happy Birthday! Or, if it's over the weekend, Happy Birthday in advance, since I may or may not get online this weekend.
Happy Anniversary, Jess and FoneBone!
Yay, Calli!
Fucking punk-ass crank calls.
Him: My girlfriend Jessica there?
Me: There's noone here by that name.
Him: Oh, well, what's your daughter's name?
Me: Why?
Him: She gave me this phone number and told me to call her.
Me: No, she didn't.
Him: Yes she did.
Me: No she didn't. She's two years old.
Him: Oh. She's two? Well, how old are you?
Me: Married, that's how old.
Him: Do you have a husband or are you divorced?
Me: Being married generally means I have a husband. Get your punkass in school.
t click
Get your punkass in school
BWAH!!!
OMG. I slept the sleep of the dead last night. I must have been exhausted. After driving 10 hours yesterday and being in my own bed again, I didn't get up till noon. I feel so much better. My cat seems to feel better being home and sleeping, too.
Or, if it's over the weekend, Happy Birthday in advance,
It's tomorrow. ooh I'm about to get cake!
Clueless idiots abound...
Last week, I ran into my local Safeway, dressed in my full A's gear.
Misc. people: "Are the A's in town?"
Me: "Yep"
Misc. People: "Oh, are you going to the game"
Me: No, I normally put on an A's jersey, weighed down with 4 lbs of pins, a neon green wig, and a gold tinsle pompom headband to go grocery shopping
Then, there was the dude at the checkout counter
Dude: "You going to the game?"
Me: Duh "Yes"
Dude: "You single?"
Me: "No, I'm married."
Dude: "Is your husband here?"
Me: (don't ask why I answered, I don't know) "No"
Dude: "Can I get your number?"
Me: ...