Or, if it's over the weekend, Happy Birthday in advance,
It's tomorrow. ooh I'm about to get cake!
Don't belong. Dangerous, like you. Can't be controlled. Can't be trusted. Everyone could just go on without me and not have to worry. People could be what they wanted to be. Could be with the people they wanted. Live simple. No secrets.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
lisah - Aug 25, 2006 9:01:40 am PDT #230 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate
SuziQ - Aug 25, 2006 9:08:21 am PDT #231 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Clueless idiots abound...
Last week, I ran into my local Safeway, dressed in my full A's gear.
Misc. people: "Are the A's in town?"
Me: "Yep"
Misc. People: "Oh, are you going to the game"
Me: No, I normally put on an A's jersey, weighed down with 4 lbs of pins, a neon green wig, and a gold tinsle pompom headband to go grocery shopping
Then, there was the dude at the checkout counter
Dude: "You going to the game?"
Me: Duh "Yes"
Dude: "You single?"
Me: "No, I'm married."
Dude: "Is your husband here?"
Me: (don't ask why I answered, I don't know) "No"
Dude: "Can I get your number?"
Me: ...
§ ita § - Aug 25, 2006 9:12:26 am PDT #232 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I got into a "My, doesn't it suck that gas is expensive" conversation when I last filled up. As I was getting into my car to drive away, the overriding thought was "Well, dude, you're driving a Hummer."
Volans - Aug 25, 2006 9:37:24 am PDT #233 of 10000
move out and draw fire
Health~ma for Bartelby, Beej.
"Well, dude, you're driving a Hummer."
My friend whose team just won girls' softball nationals said that as a reward, the girls got to ride in a Hummer limo for a couple hours. He had the good grace to be appalled, at least.
Tom S, love your tagline.
beth b - Aug 25, 2006 9:43:21 am PDT #234 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
happy anniversary to Jess and FoneBone!
beth b - Aug 25, 2006 9:47:12 am PDT #235 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
health ma~~ to Bartleby.
I just realized I have had two days without stupid conversations. that isn't supposed to happen - esp at a public library.
lisah - Aug 25, 2006 9:48:22 am PDT #236 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate
I hope Bartleby's illness easy to treat and short-lived. Poor pup & pup's person.
erikaj - Aug 25, 2006 9:55:12 am PDT #237 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
I couldn't remember if I needed to send pup -ma or kitty -ma for Bartleby, but now that I know I hope he will be wagging his tail soon.
Jessica - Aug 25, 2006 10:07:12 am PDT #238 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Thanks for the anniversary happies, guys!
DavidS - Aug 25, 2006 10:07:35 am PDT #239 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hey Hec, I am coming into the City tomorrow and I do need to stop by your place (surprise)...
Well JZ will definitely be home.
Me: No, I normally put on an A's jersey, weighed down with 4 lbs of pins, a neon green wig, and a gold tinsle pompom headband to go grocery shopping
Um...
Happy Anniversary to Jess and Fone!