Or, if it's over the weekend, Happy Birthday in advance,
It's tomorrow. ooh I'm about to get cake!
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
lisah - Aug 25, 2006 9:01:40 am PDT #230 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate
SuziQ - Aug 25, 2006 9:08:21 am PDT #231 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Clueless idiots abound...
Last week, I ran into my local Safeway, dressed in my full A's gear.
Misc. people: "Are the A's in town?"
Me: "Yep"
Misc. People: "Oh, are you going to the game"
Me: No, I normally put on an A's jersey, weighed down with 4 lbs of pins, a neon green wig, and a gold tinsle pompom headband to go grocery shopping
Then, there was the dude at the checkout counter
Dude: "You going to the game?"
Me: Duh "Yes"
Dude: "You single?"
Me: "No, I'm married."
Dude: "Is your husband here?"
Me: (don't ask why I answered, I don't know) "No"
Dude: "Can I get your number?"
Me: ...
§ ita § - Aug 25, 2006 9:12:26 am PDT #232 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I got into a "My, doesn't it suck that gas is expensive" conversation when I last filled up. As I was getting into my car to drive away, the overriding thought was "Well, dude, you're driving a Hummer."
Volans - Aug 25, 2006 9:37:24 am PDT #233 of 10000
move out and draw fire
Health~ma for Bartelby, Beej.
"Well, dude, you're driving a Hummer."
My friend whose team just won girls' softball nationals said that as a reward, the girls got to ride in a Hummer limo for a couple hours. He had the good grace to be appalled, at least.
Tom S, love your tagline.
beth b - Aug 25, 2006 9:43:21 am PDT #234 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
happy anniversary to Jess and FoneBone!
beth b - Aug 25, 2006 9:47:12 am PDT #235 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
health ma~~ to Bartleby.
I just realized I have had two days without stupid conversations. that isn't supposed to happen - esp at a public library.
lisah - Aug 25, 2006 9:48:22 am PDT #236 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate
I hope Bartleby's illness easy to treat and short-lived. Poor pup & pup's person.
erikaj - Aug 25, 2006 9:55:12 am PDT #237 of 10000
Always Anti-fascist!
I couldn't remember if I needed to send pup -ma or kitty -ma for Bartleby, but now that I know I hope he will be wagging his tail soon.
Jessica - Aug 25, 2006 10:07:12 am PDT #238 of 10000
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Thanks for the anniversary happies, guys!
DavidS - Aug 25, 2006 10:07:35 am PDT #239 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hey Hec, I am coming into the City tomorrow and I do need to stop by your place (surprise)...
Well JZ will definitely be home.
Me: No, I normally put on an A's jersey, weighed down with 4 lbs of pins, a neon green wig, and a gold tinsle pompom headband to go grocery shopping
Um...
Happy Anniversary to Jess and Fone!