'Ariel'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
My friend gave me a pair of Michael Kors sandals for my birthday!!
What a fab present! Those sandals are totally hot!
I got my first birthday present today in the form of a box of goodies from my friend in Hawaii! And my brother took me out for yummy, yummy lots of sushi! I'm such a nerd for my birthday. I love it!
Indeedydo! Happy Anniversary, Jessica and Fone Bone!
Is today your birthday, lisah? If so, Happy Birthday! Or, if it's over the weekend, Happy Birthday in advance, since I may or may not get online this weekend.
Happy Anniversary, Jess and FoneBone!
Yay, Calli!
Fucking punk-ass crank calls.
Him: My girlfriend Jessica there?
Me: There's noone here by that name.
Him: Oh, well, what's your daughter's name?
Me: Why?
Him: She gave me this phone number and told me to call her.
Me: No, she didn't.
Him: Yes she did.
Me: No she didn't. She's two years old.
Him: Oh. She's two? Well, how old are you?
Me: Married, that's how old.
Him: Do you have a husband or are you divorced?
Me: Being married generally means I have a husband. Get your punkass in school.
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Get your punkass in school
BWAH!!!
OMG. I slept the sleep of the dead last night. I must have been exhausted. After driving 10 hours yesterday and being in my own bed again, I didn't get up till noon. I feel so much better. My cat seems to feel better being home and sleeping, too.
Or, if it's over the weekend, Happy Birthday in advance,
It's tomorrow. ooh I'm about to get cake!
Clueless idiots abound...
Last week, I ran into my local Safeway, dressed in my full A's gear.
Misc. people: "Are the A's in town?"
Me: "Yep"
Misc. People: "Oh, are you going to the game"
Me: No, I normally put on an A's jersey, weighed down with 4 lbs of pins, a neon green wig, and a gold tinsle pompom headband to go grocery shopping
Then, there was the dude at the checkout counter
Dude: "You going to the game?"
Me: Duh "Yes"
Dude: "You single?"
Me: "No, I'm married."
Dude: "Is your husband here?"
Me: (don't ask why I answered, I don't know) "No"
Dude: "Can I get your number?"
Me: ...
I got into a "My, doesn't it suck that gas is expensive" conversation when I last filled up. As I was getting into my car to drive away, the overriding thought was "Well, dude, you're driving a Hummer."
Health~ma for Bartelby, Beej.
"Well, dude, you're driving a Hummer."
My friend whose team just won girls' softball nationals said that as a reward, the girls got to ride in a Hummer limo for a couple hours. He had the good grace to be appalled, at least.
Tom S, love your tagline.
happy anniversary to Jess and FoneBone!