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SuziQ - Aug 25, 2006 9:08:21 am PDT #231 of 10000

Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Clueless idiots abound...

Last week, I ran into my local Safeway, dressed in my full A's gear.

Misc. people: "Are the A's in town?"
Me: "Yep"
Misc. People: "Oh, are you going to the game"
Me: No, I normally put on an A's jersey, weighed down with 4 lbs of pins, a neon green wig, and a gold tinsle pompom headband to go grocery shopping

Then, there was the dude at the checkout counter

Dude: "You going to the game?"
Me: Duh "Yes"
Dude: "You single?"
Me: "No, I'm married."
Dude: "Is your husband here?"
Me: (don't ask why I answered, I don't know) "No"
Dude: "Can I get your number?"
Me: ...

§ ita § - Aug 25, 2006 9:12:26 am PDT #232 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I got into a "My, doesn't it suck that gas is expensive" conversation when I last filled up. As I was getting into my car to drive away, the overriding thought was "Well, dude, you're driving a Hummer."

Volans - Aug 25, 2006 9:37:24 am PDT #233 of 10000

move out and draw fire

Health~ma for Bartelby, Beej.

"Well, dude, you're driving a Hummer."

My friend whose team just won girls' softball nationals said that as a reward, the girls got to ride in a Hummer limo for a couple hours. He had the good grace to be appalled, at least.

Tom S, love your tagline.

beth b - Aug 25, 2006 9:43:21 am PDT #234 of 10000

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

happy anniversary to Jess and FoneBone!

beth b - Aug 25, 2006 9:47:12 am PDT #235 of 10000

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

health ma~~ to Bartleby.

I just realized I have had two days without stupid conversations. that isn't supposed to happen - esp at a public library.

lisah - Aug 25, 2006 9:48:22 am PDT #236 of 10000

Punishingly Intricate

I hope Bartleby's illness easy to treat and short-lived. Poor pup & pup's person.

erikaj - Aug 25, 2006 9:55:12 am PDT #237 of 10000

I'm a fucking amazing catch!--Fiona Gallagher, Shameless(US)

I couldn't remember if I needed to send pup -ma or kitty -ma for Bartleby, but now that I know I hope he will be wagging his tail soon.

Jessica - Aug 25, 2006 10:07:12 am PDT #238 of 10000

If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Thanks for the anniversary happies, guys!

DavidS - Aug 25, 2006 10:07:35 am PDT #239 of 10000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey Hec, I am coming into the City tomorrow and I do need to stop by your place (surprise)...

Well JZ will definitely be home.

Me: No, I normally put on an A's jersey, weighed down with 4 lbs of pins, a neon green wig, and a gold tinsle pompom headband to go grocery shopping

Um...

Happy Anniversary to Jess and Fone!

SailAweigh - Aug 25, 2006 10:08:05 am PDT #240 of 10000

Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Health~ma to Bartleby, Beej.

Happy Anniversary to Jessica and FB!! Whoohoo!

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