Indeedydo! Happy Anniversary, Jessica and Fone Bone!
Is today your birthday, lisah? If so, Happy Birthday! Or, if it's over the weekend, Happy Birthday in advance, since I may or may not get online this weekend.
That's the thrill of living in the Hellmouth! There's a veritable cornucopia of fiends and devils and ghouls to engage ... Pardon me for finding the glass half-full.
Giles ,'Same Time, Same Place'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Calli - Aug 25, 2006 8:49:34 am PDT #226 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Fred Pete - Aug 25, 2006 8:50:28 am PDT #227 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Anniversary, Jess and FoneBone!
Yay, Calli!
Aims - Aug 25, 2006 8:55:10 am PDT #228 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Fucking punk-ass crank calls.
Him: My girlfriend Jessica there?
Me: There's noone here by that name.
Him: Oh, well, what's your daughter's name?
Me: Why?
Him: She gave me this phone number and told me to call her.
Me: No, she didn't.
Him: Yes she did.
Me: No she didn't. She's two years old.
Him: Oh. She's two? Well, how old are you?
Me: Married, that's how old.
Him: Do you have a husband or are you divorced?
Me: Being married generally means I have a husband. Get your punkass in school.
t click
ChiKat - Aug 25, 2006 8:58:56 am PDT #229 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Get your punkass in school
BWAH!!!
OMG. I slept the sleep of the dead last night. I must have been exhausted. After driving 10 hours yesterday and being in my own bed again, I didn't get up till noon. I feel so much better. My cat seems to feel better being home and sleeping, too.
lisah - Aug 25, 2006 9:01:40 am PDT #230 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate
Or, if it's over the weekend, Happy Birthday in advance,
It's tomorrow. ooh I'm about to get cake!
SuziQ - Aug 25, 2006 9:08:21 am PDT #231 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Clueless idiots abound...
Last week, I ran into my local Safeway, dressed in my full A's gear.
Misc. people: "Are the A's in town?"
Me: "Yep"
Misc. People: "Oh, are you going to the game"
Me: No, I normally put on an A's jersey, weighed down with 4 lbs of pins, a neon green wig, and a gold tinsle pompom headband to go grocery shopping
Then, there was the dude at the checkout counter
Dude: "You going to the game?"
Me: Duh "Yes"
Dude: "You single?"
Me: "No, I'm married."
Dude: "Is your husband here?"
Me: (don't ask why I answered, I don't know) "No"
Dude: "Can I get your number?"
Me: ...
§ ita § - Aug 25, 2006 9:12:26 am PDT #232 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I got into a "My, doesn't it suck that gas is expensive" conversation when I last filled up. As I was getting into my car to drive away, the overriding thought was "Well, dude, you're driving a Hummer."
Volans - Aug 25, 2006 9:37:24 am PDT #233 of 10000
move out and draw fire
Health~ma for Bartelby, Beej.
"Well, dude, you're driving a Hummer."
My friend whose team just won girls' softball nationals said that as a reward, the girls got to ride in a Hummer limo for a couple hours. He had the good grace to be appalled, at least.
Tom S, love your tagline.
beth b - Aug 25, 2006 9:43:21 am PDT #234 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
happy anniversary to Jess and FoneBone!
beth b - Aug 25, 2006 9:47:12 am PDT #235 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
health ma~~ to Bartleby.
I just realized I have had two days without stupid conversations. that isn't supposed to happen - esp at a public library.