Indeedydo! Happy Anniversary, Jessica and Fone Bone!
Is today your birthday, lisah? If so, Happy Birthday! Or, if it's over the weekend, Happy Birthday in advance, since I may or may not get online this weekend.
Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!
Xander ,'Chosen'
Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Calli - Aug 25, 2006 8:49:34 am PDT #226 of 10000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Fred Pete - Aug 25, 2006 8:50:28 am PDT #227 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Happy Anniversary, Jess and FoneBone!
Yay, Calli!
Aims - Aug 25, 2006 8:55:10 am PDT #228 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Fucking punk-ass crank calls.
Him: My girlfriend Jessica there?
Me: There's noone here by that name.
Him: Oh, well, what's your daughter's name?
Me: Why?
Him: She gave me this phone number and told me to call her.
Me: No, she didn't.
Him: Yes she did.
Me: No she didn't. She's two years old.
Him: Oh. She's two? Well, how old are you?
Me: Married, that's how old.
Him: Do you have a husband or are you divorced?
Me: Being married generally means I have a husband. Get your punkass in school.
t click
ChiKat - Aug 25, 2006 8:58:56 am PDT #229 of 10000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Get your punkass in school
BWAH!!!
OMG. I slept the sleep of the dead last night. I must have been exhausted. After driving 10 hours yesterday and being in my own bed again, I didn't get up till noon. I feel so much better. My cat seems to feel better being home and sleeping, too.
lisah - Aug 25, 2006 9:01:40 am PDT #230 of 10000
Punishingly Intricate
Or, if it's over the weekend, Happy Birthday in advance,
It's tomorrow. ooh I'm about to get cake!
SuziQ - Aug 25, 2006 9:08:21 am PDT #231 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Clueless idiots abound...
Last week, I ran into my local Safeway, dressed in my full A's gear.
Misc. people: "Are the A's in town?"
Me: "Yep"
Misc. People: "Oh, are you going to the game"
Me: No, I normally put on an A's jersey, weighed down with 4 lbs of pins, a neon green wig, and a gold tinsle pompom headband to go grocery shopping
Then, there was the dude at the checkout counter
Dude: "You going to the game?"
Me: Duh "Yes"
Dude: "You single?"
Me: "No, I'm married."
Dude: "Is your husband here?"
Me: (don't ask why I answered, I don't know) "No"
Dude: "Can I get your number?"
Me: ...
§ ita § - Aug 25, 2006 9:12:26 am PDT #232 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I got into a "My, doesn't it suck that gas is expensive" conversation when I last filled up. As I was getting into my car to drive away, the overriding thought was "Well, dude, you're driving a Hummer."
Volans - Aug 25, 2006 9:37:24 am PDT #233 of 10000
move out and draw fire
Health~ma for Bartelby, Beej.
"Well, dude, you're driving a Hummer."
My friend whose team just won girls' softball nationals said that as a reward, the girls got to ride in a Hummer limo for a couple hours. He had the good grace to be appalled, at least.
Tom S, love your tagline.
beth b - Aug 25, 2006 9:43:21 am PDT #234 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
happy anniversary to Jess and FoneBone!
beth b - Aug 25, 2006 9:47:12 am PDT #235 of 10000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
health ma~~ to Bartleby.
I just realized I have had two days without stupid conversations. that isn't supposed to happen - esp at a public library.