Get your punkass in school

BWAH!!!

OMG. I slept the sleep of the dead last night. I must have been exhausted. After driving 10 hours yesterday and being in my own bed again, I didn't get up till noon. I feel so much better. My cat seems to feel better being home and sleeping, too.

Or, if it's over the weekend, Happy Birthday in advance,

It's tomorrow. ooh I'm about to get cake!

Clueless idiots abound...

Last week, I ran into my local Safeway, dressed in my full A's gear.

Misc. people: "Are the A's in town?"
Me: "Yep"
Misc. People: "Oh, are you going to the game"
Me: No, I normally put on an A's jersey, weighed down with 4 lbs of pins, a neon green wig, and a gold tinsle pompom headband to go grocery shopping

Then, there was the dude at the checkout counter

Dude: "You going to the game?"
Me: Duh "Yes"
Dude: "You single?"
Me: "No, I'm married."
Dude: "Is your husband here?"
Me: (don't ask why I answered, I don't know) "No"
Dude: "Can I get your number?"
Me: ...

I got into a "My, doesn't it suck that gas is expensive" conversation when I last filled up. As I was getting into my car to drive away, the overriding thought was "Well, dude, you're driving a Hummer."

Health~ma for Bartelby, Beej.

"Well, dude, you're driving a Hummer."

My friend whose team just won girls' softball nationals said that as a reward, the girls got to ride in a Hummer limo for a couple hours. He had the good grace to be appalled, at least.

Tom S, love your tagline.

happy anniversary to Jess and FoneBone!

health ma~~ to Bartleby.

I just realized I have had two days without stupid conversations. that isn't supposed to happen - esp at a public library.

I hope Bartleby's illness easy to treat and short-lived. Poor pup & pup's person.

I couldn't remember if I needed to send pup -ma or kitty -ma for Bartleby, but now that I know I hope he will be wagging his tail soon.

Thanks for the anniversary happies, guys!