You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2006 5:20:47 am PDT #1319 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Continuous lack of notice given to come into apartment

Particularly after you explicitly told them in writing that they needed to give you 24 hours' notice.

What's missing?

Sanding floors, etc., that aggravated your asthma, which is no small thing for you, given your recent(ish) history of asthma that refused to get better.


vw bug - Sep 01, 2006 5:21:50 am PDT #1320 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

Sanding floors, etc., that aggravated your asthma, which is no small thing for you, given your recent(ish) history of asthma that refused to get better.

Oh, yeah! How did I forget that one!


askye - Sep 01, 2006 5:21:52 am PDT #1321 of 10000
Thrive to spite them

What's missing?

Looming over you yesterday as you were moving out.


vw bug - Sep 01, 2006 5:37:35 am PDT #1322 of 10000
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Just made a list of all of the "improvements" that were made in the apartment without my permission. Thought I'd share...

• Replaced screens in Emily’s room (ok...this one they had permission to do)
• Filled in nail holes in all rooms
• Spackled or painted over water spots on ceilings
• Painted bedrooms
• Refinished wood floors in all bedrooms and living room
• Refinished wood paneling
• Replaced kitchen faucet and spray
• Installed a light fixture in the living room
• Glued loose tile to kitchen floor
• Glued loose tile to kitchen counter
• Put a door on the closet in Valerie’s room
• Painted balcony floor and railings


SuziQ - Sep 01, 2006 5:42:01 am PDT #1323 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

W#@()*##@)@ Work @#)*@#%& Corporate #@&!@)%## Break more than they fix #@()#*!)!@)!_A%#$54


vw bug - Sep 01, 2006 5:45:53 am PDT #1324 of 10000
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Poor Suzi! Here, have a nice cuppa tea.


DavidS - Sep 01, 2006 5:52:00 am PDT #1325 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Not one of you Bitches welcomed September.

I, for one, welcome our new non-Augustan overlords.

Riddle me this, Bitches.

Why would I have researched and found the best vegan breakfast in the city? Why would I be looking up things like vegan ice cream? What could possibly be so good that I'd forego all the rich butterfat and tasty animal bits my city has to offer?


vw bug - Sep 01, 2006 5:53:18 am PDT #1326 of 10000
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JEN K!


Fred Pete - Sep 01, 2006 5:54:18 am PDT #1327 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Hmmmm...to accommodate a vegan friend? To explore new modes of living?


Tom Scola - Sep 01, 2006 5:56:35 am PDT #1328 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Hey, David! I've been remarkably restrained in my gloating this season, but who has the best record in baseball this morning?