What's missing?
Looming over you yesterday as you were moving out.
'Dirty Girls'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
What's missing?
Looming over you yesterday as you were moving out.
Just made a list of all of the "improvements" that were made in the apartment without my permission. Thought I'd share...
• Replaced screens in Emily’s room (ok...this one they had permission to do)
• Filled in nail holes in all rooms
• Spackled or painted over water spots on ceilings
• Painted bedrooms
• Refinished wood floors in all bedrooms and living room
• Refinished wood paneling
• Replaced kitchen faucet and spray
• Installed a light fixture in the living room
• Glued loose tile to kitchen floor
• Glued loose tile to kitchen counter
• Put a door on the closet in Valerie’s room
• Painted balcony floor and railings
W#@()*##@)@ Work @#)*@#%& Corporate #@&!@)%## Break more than they fix #@()#*!)!@)!_A%#$54
Poor Suzi! Here, have a nice cuppa tea.
Not one of you Bitches welcomed September.
I, for one, welcome our new non-Augustan overlords.
Riddle me this, Bitches.
Why would I have researched and found the best vegan breakfast in the city? Why would I be looking up things like vegan ice cream? What could possibly be so good that I'd forego all the rich butterfat and tasty animal bits my city has to offer?
JEN K!
Hmmmm...to accommodate a vegan friend? To explore new modes of living?
Hey, David! I've been remarkably restrained in my gloating this season, but who has the best record in baseball this morning?
What could possibly be so good that I'd forego all the rich butterfat and tasty animal bits my city has to offer?
While I know the answer is supposed to be "JenK!", I'm really hoping it's actually "My non-animal-eating wife who is CARRYING MY CHILD IN HER UTERUS."
but who has the best record in baseball this morning?
JEN K!!!
....right?