Just made a list of all of the "improvements" that were made in the apartment without my permission. Thought I'd share...
• Replaced screens in Emily’s room (ok...this one they had permission to do)
• Filled in nail holes in all rooms
• Spackled or painted over water spots on ceilings
• Painted bedrooms
• Refinished wood floors in all bedrooms and living room
• Refinished wood paneling
• Replaced kitchen faucet and spray
• Installed a light fixture in the living room
• Glued loose tile to kitchen floor
• Glued loose tile to kitchen counter
• Put a door on the closet in Valerie’s room
• Painted balcony floor and railings
W#@()*##@)@ Work @#)*@#%& Corporate #@&!@)%## Break more than they fix #@()#*!)!@)!_A%#$54
Poor Suzi! Here, have a nice cuppa tea.
Not one of you Bitches welcomed September.
I, for one, welcome our new non-Augustan overlords.
Riddle me this, Bitches.
Why would I have researched and found the best vegan breakfast in the city? Why would I be looking up things like vegan ice cream? What could possibly be so good that I'd forego all the rich butterfat and tasty animal bits my city has to offer?
Hmmmm...to accommodate a vegan friend? To explore new modes of living?
Hey, David! I've been remarkably restrained in my gloating this season, but who has the best record in baseball this morning?
What could possibly be so good that I'd forego all the rich butterfat and tasty animal bits my city has to offer?
While I know the answer is supposed to be "JenK!", I'm really hoping it's actually "My non-animal-eating wife who is CARRYING MY CHILD IN HER UTERUS."
WTF is up with your landlords breathing down your necks while you moved, vw? GOD. What possible justification could they have for that?
It was crazy. At one point she came up the stairs while everyone else was at the curb and said, "Lots of stuff still here". I told her it would all get done in a rude voice and she went back downstairs.
Oh, but teacup guy has endeared himself to me forever. For lots of reasons, actually. But, the main reason is, when we first got to the apartment yesterday afternoon, Mr. Landlord was putting up a new light fixture in the living room (WE never had a light fixture in the living room, but whatever). I had to run a few errands, so I left sj and teacup guy at the apartment. Before I left, TG pulled me aside and said, “Who is this man, and what is his business here?” I love him.
I just passed this message onto Teacup Guy, who said it was obvious that he wasn't supposed to be there at that time and he just wanted to know what he should do about it.
