Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Not one of you Bitches welcomed September.
I, for one, welcome our new non-Augustan overlords.
Riddle me this, Bitches.
Why would I have researched and found the best vegan breakfast in the city? Why would I be looking up things like vegan ice cream? What could possibly be so good that I'd forego all the rich butterfat and tasty animal bits my city has to offer?
JEN K!
Hmmmm...to accommodate a vegan friend? To explore new modes of living?
Hey, David! I've been remarkably restrained in my gloating this season, but who has the best record in baseball this morning?
What could possibly be so good that I'd forego all the rich butterfat and tasty animal bits my city has to offer?
While I know the answer is supposed to be "JenK!", I'm really hoping it's actually "My non-animal-eating wife who is CARRYING MY CHILD IN HER UTERUS."
but who has the best record in baseball this morning?
JEN K!!!
....right?
WTF is up with your landlords breathing down your necks while you moved, vw? GOD. What possible justification could they have for that?
It was crazy. At one point she came up the stairs while everyone else was at the curb and said, "Lots of stuff still here". I told her it would all get done in a rude voice and she went back downstairs.
Oh, but teacup guy has endeared himself to me forever. For lots of reasons, actually. But, the main reason is, when we first got to the apartment yesterday afternoon, Mr. Landlord was putting up a new light fixture in the living room (WE never had a light fixture in the living room, but whatever). I had to run a few errands, so I left sj and teacup guy at the apartment. Before I left, TG pulled me aside and said, “Who is this man, and what is his business here?” I love him.
I just passed this message onto Teacup Guy, who said it was obvious that he wasn't supposed to be there at that time and he just wanted to know what he should do about it.
Hey, David! I've been remarkably restrained in my gloating this season, but who has the best record in baseball this morning?
It can't be the Yankees. September wouldn't do that to me.
I'm going with Teppy's guess.
I'm really hoping it's actually "My non-animal-eating wife who is CARRYING MY CHILD IN HER UTERUS."
Well, she eats the butterfat.
Well, she eats the butterfat.
But not the fleshy animal bits.
I just passed this message onto Teacup Guy, who said it was obvious that he wasn't supposed to be there at that time and he just wanted to know what he should do about it.
I just loved that he had my back, even though he doesn't know me very well. Everyone last night did. It's great to have such supportive friends.