I seen you without your clothes on before. Never thought I'd see you naked.

Mal ,'Trash'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Sep 01, 2006 5:42:01 am PDT #1323 of 10000
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

W#@()*##@)@ Work @#)*@#%& Corporate #@&!@)%## Break more than they fix #@()#*!)!@)!_A%#$54


vw bug - Sep 01, 2006 5:45:53 am PDT #1324 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

Poor Suzi! Here, have a nice cuppa tea.


DavidS - Sep 01, 2006 5:52:00 am PDT #1325 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Not one of you Bitches welcomed September.

I, for one, welcome our new non-Augustan overlords.

Riddle me this, Bitches.

Why would I have researched and found the best vegan breakfast in the city? Why would I be looking up things like vegan ice cream? What could possibly be so good that I'd forego all the rich butterfat and tasty animal bits my city has to offer?


vw bug - Sep 01, 2006 5:53:18 am PDT #1326 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

JEN K!


Fred Pete - Sep 01, 2006 5:54:18 am PDT #1327 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Hmmmm...to accommodate a vegan friend? To explore new modes of living?


Tom Scola - Sep 01, 2006 5:56:35 am PDT #1328 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Hey, David! I've been remarkably restrained in my gloating this season, but who has the best record in baseball this morning?


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2006 5:58:03 am PDT #1329 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

What could possibly be so good that I'd forego all the rich butterfat and tasty animal bits my city has to offer?

While I know the answer is supposed to be "JenK!", I'm really hoping it's actually "My non-animal-eating wife who is CARRYING MY CHILD IN HER UTERUS."


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2006 5:58:34 am PDT #1330 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

but who has the best record in baseball this morning?

JEN K!!!

....right?


sj - Sep 01, 2006 5:59:55 am PDT #1331 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

WTF is up with your landlords breathing down your necks while you moved, vw? GOD. What possible justification could they have for that?

It was crazy. At one point she came up the stairs while everyone else was at the curb and said, "Lots of stuff still here". I told her it would all get done in a rude voice and she went back downstairs.

Oh, but teacup guy has endeared himself to me forever. For lots of reasons, actually. But, the main reason is, when we first got to the apartment yesterday afternoon, Mr. Landlord was putting up a new light fixture in the living room (WE never had a light fixture in the living room, but whatever). I had to run a few errands, so I left sj and teacup guy at the apartment. Before I left, TG pulled me aside and said, “Who is this man, and what is his business here?” I love him.

I just passed this message onto Teacup Guy, who said it was obvious that he wasn't supposed to be there at that time and he just wanted to know what he should do about it.


DavidS - Sep 01, 2006 6:01:31 am PDT #1332 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey, David! I've been remarkably restrained in my gloating this season, but who has the best record in baseball this morning?

It can't be the Yankees. September wouldn't do that to me.

I'm going with Teppy's guess.

I'm really hoping it's actually "My non-animal-eating wife who is CARRYING MY CHILD IN HER UTERUS."

Well, she eats the butterfat.