Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 32: I think I'm sobering up.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Fred Pete - Sep 01, 2006 5:54:18 am PDT #1327 of 10000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Hmmmm...to accommodate a vegan friend? To explore new modes of living?


Tom Scola - Sep 01, 2006 5:56:35 am PDT #1328 of 10000
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Hey, David! I've been remarkably restrained in my gloating this season, but who has the best record in baseball this morning?


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2006 5:58:03 am PDT #1329 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

What could possibly be so good that I'd forego all the rich butterfat and tasty animal bits my city has to offer?

While I know the answer is supposed to be "JenK!", I'm really hoping it's actually "My non-animal-eating wife who is CARRYING MY CHILD IN HER UTERUS."


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2006 5:58:34 am PDT #1330 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

but who has the best record in baseball this morning?

JEN K!!!

....right?


sj - Sep 01, 2006 5:59:55 am PDT #1331 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

WTF is up with your landlords breathing down your necks while you moved, vw? GOD. What possible justification could they have for that?

It was crazy. At one point she came up the stairs while everyone else was at the curb and said, "Lots of stuff still here". I told her it would all get done in a rude voice and she went back downstairs.

Oh, but teacup guy has endeared himself to me forever. For lots of reasons, actually. But, the main reason is, when we first got to the apartment yesterday afternoon, Mr. Landlord was putting up a new light fixture in the living room (WE never had a light fixture in the living room, but whatever). I had to run a few errands, so I left sj and teacup guy at the apartment. Before I left, TG pulled me aside and said, “Who is this man, and what is his business here?” I love him.

I just passed this message onto Teacup Guy, who said it was obvious that he wasn't supposed to be there at that time and he just wanted to know what he should do about it.


DavidS - Sep 01, 2006 6:01:31 am PDT #1332 of 10000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Hey, David! I've been remarkably restrained in my gloating this season, but who has the best record in baseball this morning?

It can't be the Yankees. September wouldn't do that to me.

I'm going with Teppy's guess.

I'm really hoping it's actually "My non-animal-eating wife who is CARRYING MY CHILD IN HER UTERUS."

Well, she eats the butterfat.


Steph L. - Sep 01, 2006 6:02:36 am PDT #1333 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Well, she eats the butterfat.

But not the fleshy animal bits.


vw bug - Sep 01, 2006 6:02:57 am PDT #1334 of 10000
Mostly lurking...

I just passed this message onto Teacup Guy, who said it was obvious that he wasn't supposed to be there at that time and he just wanted to know what he should do about it.

I just loved that he had my back, even though he doesn't know me very well. Everyone last night did. It's great to have such supportive friends.


Aims - Sep 01, 2006 6:05:52 am PDT #1335 of 10000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Could anyone who has Parker's phone number e-me please?


sj - Sep 01, 2006 6:09:06 am PDT #1336 of 10000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I just loved that he had my back, even though he doesn't know me very well. Everyone last night did. It's great to have such supportive friends.

We had you're back because your a lovely, wonderful person and you deserve it. As for Teacup Guy, the fact that you're my friend was enough for him, and also he has a special dislike of shady business people.

ETA: Good luck with the lawyer and make them pay!