Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Natter 45: Smooth as Billy Dee Williams.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jul 11, 2006 5:05:24 am PDT #6209 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Happy birthday to the flealing!

In the spirit of celebration, I bring you eCreamery! Make your own ice cream! Woo!


lisah - Jul 11, 2006 5:05:32 am PDT #6210 of 10002
Punishingly Intricate

Hooray for baby of flea!


sumi - Jul 11, 2006 5:05:42 am PDT #6211 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Congratulations to the Flea Family!

ION - Project Runway Casting Special previewing tonight!!


Ailleann - Jul 11, 2006 5:13:48 am PDT #6212 of 10002
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

Congrats to all the fleas!

Anyone want to chat with God?


Ginger - Jul 11, 2006 5:15:11 am PDT #6213 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Welcome to the world, baby probably not Edward Copernicus! Congratulations to Aunt Nutty and all the Fleas.


Fred Pete - Jul 11, 2006 5:15:59 am PDT #6214 of 10002
Ann, that's a ferret.

Welcome, little flea!


DavidS - Jul 11, 2006 5:16:13 am PDT #6215 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Awww, a new bambino. Congratulations to the family flea and Aunt Nutty.


tommyrot - Jul 11, 2006 5:17:02 am PDT #6216 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Me: Can you turn water into wine?

God: No, I am immortal.

Oh.

But when I asked "When will I die?," God did point me to Deathclock.com.


tommyrot - Jul 11, 2006 5:19:38 am PDT #6217 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Me: Do penguins have souls?

God: Maybe Linux penguins do.

Me: Which is better: Windows or OS X?

God: Linux has no real competition in operating systems.


bon bon - Jul 11, 2006 5:20:33 am PDT #6218 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

In the spirit of celebration, I bring you eCreamery! Make your own ice cream! Woo!

Oooh, that looks good. But when will someone have balsamic vinegar & strawberries, the best dessert ever?