Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


WindSparrow - May 09, 2006 10:28:04 am PDT #3556 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Are you sure the Lego foreskins aren't part of the Lego Porn pages?


amych - May 09, 2006 10:36:02 am PDT #3557 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

And a decade later, she can be Batgirl.

OMG Zmayhem you have got to make Batgirl! I would be your fan for life! If I weren't that already.


WindSparrow - May 09, 2006 10:39:03 am PDT #3558 of 10002
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Ok, it is extremely wrong that the bloodbath that is the Old Testament should be so funny as dramatized by Lego people. I should not be laughing at rape, slaughter and pillage.


ChiKat - May 09, 2006 10:39:35 am PDT #3559 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Lego foreskins: gross and funny all at the same time.

I am so crampy today it's just not even funny. I want to go home and lay down with a heating pad.


Amy - May 09, 2006 10:43:13 am PDT #3560 of 10002
Because books.

Lego foreskins: gross and funny all at the same time.

The ratings made me laugh. Nudity! Violence! Hee.

I am so crampy today it's just not even funny.

Oh, man, me too. I am tempted to curl up in bed and not get up until tomorrow.


ChiKat - May 09, 2006 10:59:19 am PDT #3561 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

AmyLiz, let's get in bed with chocolate and DVDs and call it a day.


Amy - May 09, 2006 11:03:44 am PDT #3562 of 10002
Because books.

Together?


Vortex - May 09, 2006 11:13:18 am PDT #3563 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I'll be in my bunk.


Fay - May 09, 2006 11:25:12 am PDT #3564 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I'll be in their bunk.

eta

Yes, Cindy - thanks for the links, I do mean a "tank top".

Or at least, I don't, because in my own idiom this is a tank top. But since it's Meara's, I guess it speaks American.

(fwiw, in UK English parlance, this is a vest and this is a waistcoat. And a wifebeater is a very unpleasant man who gets locked up, insh'allah.

The thought of Fay in a tank top is making me, in the words of the ever-quotable Dr. House, "Not gay...just adventurous."

blush

See, I just really enjoy the fact that it's Meara's tank top. It gives me a little frisson of Buffistaporn as I'm going about my teaching. (And it's only just now striking me as slightly dirty, somehow, that I took my Harry Potter (atPS) rucksack to school today. What with the whole business of my hobby of writing teh Big Gay NC17 HP fanfic. Um.)

The Kinsey Scale is Fay's bitch.

meep!

...and yet I'm so tempted to tag...


DavidS - May 09, 2006 11:30:28 am PDT #3565 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'll be in their bunk.

We're gonna need a bigger bunk.

insent, Fay.