I think you need to hand him a scorecard when they emerge from his room.
'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 30: Going on Thirteen
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Oh, that would be awesome, Suzi. 'Cept, they just emerged...into the bathroom to shower. My showering plan is foiled!
Yeah. Mean, but funny.
ion, I am wearing Meara's vest. Or - not vest, because you folks use vest to mean waistcoat. Er. Wifebeatery thingy? For girls? Whatever you call that? Anyway, it's green, and it goes with my skirt, and I wore it to school today. Yes.
I heart Buffistas.
So, my sister's at home the other day, and it's a really nice day out so she has all the doors and windows open to let in some fresh air. She's out in the back yard gardening or something, and when she comes in, my dad's all "you know, you really need to watch leaving those doors open."
Seems he heard a noise and came out into the living room - where there was a squirrel, sitting on the couch.
Fay, here's some American clothing translation visual aids:
Vest: [link]
Wife beater: [link] (I've always called them 'tank tops')
Seems he heard a noise and came out into the living room - where there was a squirrel, sitting on the couch.YIKES! Did he manage to chase it out of the house?
Yeah, it ran out the door as soon as he approached it. But not before giving him a dirty look.
No kidding - I don't which to hold to more.
gives new meaning to rub your head and pat your "tummy"
ion, I am wearing Meara's vest. Or - not vest, because you folks use vest to mean waistcoat. Er. Wifebeatery thingy? For girls? Whatever you call that? Anyway, it's green, and it goes with my skirt, and I wore it to school today. Yes.
a tank top, I think. like this yeah?
Oh no Aimee. Much ~ma to you. we hateses the utises, yes we do.
I especially like the spotty one, though the other guy ain't too shabby, himself.
Thanks Bev. I'm tellin' ya, I've got a huge portion of cute floatin' around my place. My fortune is vast.
Yeah, it ran out the door as soon as he approached it. But not before giving him a dirty look.
Was it a red or a gray squirrel? I'd bet money on red (so to speak). I'm surprised it didn't give him some chattery squirrel back talk along with the stinkeye.
where there was a squirrel, sitting on the couch.
cue: Squirrel Cop